Just for the record, I am a giant bitch. Just thought everyone should know this. There should be at least one good picture coming, which would make a fantastic public-service announcement - Kids, don't ever be the first one asleep at a party ...

Hiya, Matt!
I'm your upstairs neighbor, one of four who loaned out the keg. I am DRUNK AS SHIT and hope you guys are having hella fun at your party downstairs. Wish I was in town, I'd be drinking free beer tonight instead of paying exorbiant gas station fees for Bud Ice. Anyway, hope the party is kicking. I still would like to be formally introduced to you. :) Peace out, homie dawg! :)

Oh yeah almost forgot. Bar Dallas tonight after 10. Have to babysit a friend who is gonna drink til he pukes, and then drink some more. He's a pretty funny drunk if anyone is interested.

well, obviously i'm not going to "support" whoever is under center for texas because even though i pretty much root for them (except for one or two games a year), i can't say i really mind seeing the longhorns struggle, even if it is only with the decision between 2 good quarterbacks. i still must digress about simms being better than applewhite, though. like i said before, i think he can be better, but i just don't think he is at this point in time. i think mack gave in to daddy simms and started chris. if his last name were smith and not simms, i don't think he'd be starting. honestly, if applewhite were starting, i wouldn't see a legitimate weakness in texas's team, but for me not to see simms as the team's lone weakness, i'll have to see him perform well against a couple of good secondaries.

P.S. Didn't matter who was in the QB pocket last year for UT.

3 words, Sixty Three Fourteen.

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Damn ... the Simms/Applewhite debate has made it over to tamut. It's official - the damn thing won't die. Every quarterback in the last, what, 14 years has lost his starting job to the backup (with the exception of James Brown, who would have) at the time due to injury. People are up in arms about it happening to Major, who took the job from Richard Walton, who took over for JB, who took over for Shea Morenz, who took it from Gardere (after Pete beat OU FOUR YEARS STRAIGHT). Did Major get shafted? Sure. Is Simms the better QB? I think so ... And it's not fair to Simms to say that he only has had one good game. Last year, he looked very competent against Kansas, A&M, and Oregon (two of the picks were meaningless, and if one of three balls are caught, Simms suddenly gave a "gutsy" performance, rather than a 4-int performance). This year, he's thrown one interception in three games, and, at least against Houston, was looking off recievers and checking down to the 3rd and 4th option. In addition, he led the drive to open the 3rd quarter to really put the game away. Clutch.

One thing I like to say to people who chant "Major's the better QB, all he does is win ..." is -- What is Majors record against the last 5 ranked teams he's played? Anyone know? That's right, it's 1-4. He hasn't really won a serious game since Neb in '99. A little revisionist history is really helping him in some people's eyes. Would he also be winning, were he starting right now? Most definately. Is it the worlds greatest injustice that he's not starting? No way. Is Mack hurting our football team by playing Simms? Not even close.

So I say drop it, and let's support whoever is behind center, be he wearing one "1" or two.

And that's all I have to say about that. Well, except that we're gonna fuck up K-liff pretty badly ... I hope Jammer comes free on a corner blitz ...

If LCC somehow manages to beat UT this weekend, 4 things will happen:

1) Hell will freeze over

2) Osama bin Laden will be seen handing out Bibles and praising Christianity on college campuses across America

3) Britney Spears and Jessica Simpson will arrive at my doorstep and request full body nude massages, and finally...

4) Everyone named Cliff will start spelling it Kliff.

40 kegs at River Road Saturday night after the ND game.... it's River Bash VII

BEAT THE HELL OUTTA NOTRE DAME

lcc will definitely get smacked around like a red-headed step-child no matter who plays qb for ut, and leach needs to take the rock out of his pipe because jammer is badass.

Yeah I sort of agree that Simms was the product of a lot of hype. Just because he played one good game against the Aggies doesn't make him an outstanding quarterback. If I was Major Applewhite, I'd probably go fill Simms' gas tank with sugar.

whichever qb we use, lcc is still going to get spanked. the same lcc coach said jammer was 'decent'. ok...

i'm going to go on record as saying that i don't think anybody really knows how good simms is because he has yet to reach his full potential, but judging by how he has played so far, major applewhite is better at this point in time...i think he got screwed over.

"Texas Tech coach Mike Leach says that his quarterback, Kliff Kingsbury, is just as good as Texas' Chris Simms. Leach says Kingsbury doesn't get the hype Simms gets."

Just how far up their asses are LCCers heads?

I got a piece of Polish sausage lodged in da lining of my heart.

spin city eternally sucks in my book for being the show the fucking wb in houston decided to replace nightly newsradio reruns with.

Bulls...Bulls....Bulls...Bears...Ditka

deet-ka...........polish sausage.........deet-ka

Da.........Bears.

the show after friends "inside schwartz" rules ass. ex-girlfriends suck and I am deeeeeeee-runk!

not to turn the conversations away from Brian's sword, but I just have to mention that Spin City rules. Even the new ones, although Michael J Fox was the shit. And late-nite reruns of said Spin City also rule. There are very few things that rule ... Spin City rules.

One thing that does not rule - the Quizno's commercials where that dork talks about how they're the like the guys who wore pants, instead of bushes. Fucking tool.

I second most of that. Although I do know a rather hot girl from LCC and she barely wears any make-up. Although I will say she has been back in Ft. Worth for a year so she's had time to De-Lubbockify (is that a word?) But to the rest of it I agree. Although you forgot to say it has to suck to leave the city just buy your alchy.

Amen.

It's time for a rant. LCC sucks my chocolate salty balls. The girls, for the most part, are ugly as shit and they often easily blend into the cow pastures with the other bovines. The small minority of hot girls at LCC slop on so much make-up that they look like out-of-work porn actresses.

Whenever it rains, the streets turn into roaring rapids within 3.6 minutes. There is a constant smell of dead cow carcass in the air. Attempted suicide is a pasttime of LCC students. LCC students are, as Dwight Yoakum puts it....1000 miles from nowhere.

A bachelor degree from LCC carries as much weight as a degree from DeVry. LCC grads often have community college graduates for a boss. LCC grads deliver my fuckin' pizza. They wash my car and they shine my shoes, and a petroleum engineering degree from LCC will qualify you to pump my gas.

In short, LCC sucks my ass and your football team blows monkey cock and YOU SUCK ASS GENERALLY IN ALL AREAS OF HIGHER EDUCATION.

I'll take swords for $400, Alex. And don't tease every male on this message board, Lindsay =)