They are usually students here at ut, that dress like brian (haha). Sometimes, that old geezer walks around, and hes in charge, but its usually the students here trying to save our 'gay liberal' souls.

It's a pornography store. We were talking about pornography. <swish!>

Did I say that? oops

so what kinda swords are we talking about here?

Yeah, I just typed it wrong. I changed it though.

Don't know how it is at A&M or UT but the guys handing out the little Bibles at OU are usually elderly gentlemen who look like they need a walker to get around. Surprised me one day when late in the afternoon one of the old guys just picked up the box full of bibles like it was nothing and started walking towards the church across the street from campus. Guess he'd had enough rejection for one day.

we have a sword that we use for similar purposes, only it's a 4 foot broadsword. why my roommate bought it originally i don't know.

one of these days im going to take one of those little bibles and light it on fire when they hand it to me, and then hand it back to them.

What can I say? The sword gives me certian powers. I have sworn to use them only for good, never for evil.

And I'm sure the Typing Monkey meant fiction. He's even more zealous about that kind of shit than I am.

i think i heard that joke on tv except it referred to it as fiction.

Damn Bible beaters handing out New Testaments in front of Zachary. I just couldn't help laughing when they offered me one. Like I have any time to read fiction.

I didnt see the south perusing it the first time.

Note that I said Big XII south.

Dammit, Kumquat, how the hell did you do that?

And apparently, I'm a college football guru now ... for everyone, I'm gonna let you in on a little secret ... I pull those numbers out of my ass.

Best part of the onion - Dan Rather on America - Dan Rather Seriously Loses His Shit - Medicating Dan Rather

what about nebraska and k state?

Since were speaking about odds... If anyone does any sports gambling, and wants to do it online (so you don't get your legs broken), gimme an email... (silence@poboxes.com) Some of these sites are setup to where you get a % for referrals, which makes it very easy for two parties to split a referral bonus. And someone remind me this week that Fresno State is in fact for real now, so I can quit betting against them :)

Fuck it, here's some zebra footage.

Let's see if I can help out: Onion.

Oh and the sword, which can be seen by clicking on my picture in the Decipher Names section, is on loan from the Damon Johnson Collection. It's a fine piece of weaponry used for extracting monay at parties and general crowd control. It has been dormant all semester, but that can easily change.

dammit, dammit, dammit. Let's try this ... www.theonion.com.

any better? shit, I don't care anymore. cut and paste, you LAZY FUCKERS.

If you haven't already, you need to read the latest offering by the <a href="http://www.theonion.com"> Onion</a>. Read every link on there. It's biting satire, and fucking hilarious. My favorite - "What's on TV tonight."

God I hope that link comes out right, or I'm going to look like a jackass (won't be the first time, but I like to keep the frequency down, ya know?)

Happy learned to putt...

Okay for the ignorant and/or not a long time resident on the board, what is this sword you speak of and why is it in retirement?

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I'll take "Swords" for 1000!