From a Kirk Bohls column in the Austin American Statesman:

"Quarterback Chris Simms recounted how in the third grade he was run down from behind and tackled by a girl. 'My coach was cracking up on the sideline,' he said."

What a fairy.

Drinking happens.

It's xmas break. Nothing ever happens during this time.

Hey all you Tamuters! I was talking to Betik earlier on IM and I was explaining that the site was getting a little bland and boring! Why am I so excited you ask?!?! First let me say...RIDE THE SNAKE! Second let me say APPLES AND ORANGES! Ok, now, getting down to business. We need to start putting our heads together (I've got dibs on being next to Kelly!), and think of some fun stuff we could add to the site. Maybe we could have Wheatables descend deep into the dark depths of the Trinity River and hunt for gold. Perhaps Bluto could pose as a female stripper and dance a time or two just to see if he'd get any bills thrown his way! I don't know! These ideas might not be appealing to anyone, but hey, they sure sound like fun! RIDE THE SNAKE! Anyway, I've got some more Xenadrine and Hydroxycut to take! I'm like Santa...I CHECK MY LIST TWICE! RIDE THE SNAKE! LATER!

And that's referring to the drink, not the drug.

Coke! Coke! Coke!

Holy diver,
You're the star of the masquerade.
No need to look so afraid.

Damn, KSU scared the hell out of me... I was counting on that win for the big 12.
I figured Ole' Miss would beat Nebraska... they've been getting better and better since we played 'em, and nebraska's been going the opposite direction...
So, 3-1... not bad so far... Come on UT, win yourselve's some Cotton!

jesus. I picked up the Nebraska game at the end of the 3rd quarter, and so far, Nebraska is playing like dooky-hole. One excellent defensive stand, then four uninspired plays to follow it. They're in field goal range, but down 4.

Come on, NU. Make the big12 proud.

I just voluntarily picked up a shift on New Year's Eve working cocktail (read: in the bar) starting at 4 p.m. I must be insane. My feet hurt already.

Dead.

No, Maverick's--behind Pipe Dream on Cooper.

I'll second that young Bradley. By the way dude, you rule!

Kelly, were you at Gilligans? Because Pace and I were the drunkest people there.

I have to say--the way to spend Christmas night is in a bar near UTA being the only sober one, as well as the only one under 21, then shuttling drunk people home til 3:30 in the morning.

4 months and 18 days... 4 months and 18 days.

man, this site is a bitch on a 56k.

U.P.I.- Utterly Politically Incorrect

U.P.I. ? Maybe U.P.C ? - un-politically correct?

Well then why isn't up there? HMMM?? HMMMM??? Merry Christmas by the way to everyone. I hope Santa leaves you good things. And if you're Jewish...well, God help you. Is that too u.p.i. too post? Oh well.

All I did was edit one of your posts so that the 20 extra spaces you put in there didn't show up.

Why did my posts get deleted? Did I wrong you in another life webmasters? DIE!

I'm surprised at the poll and how many guys like to rape young girls and vice versa

Tech played pretty damn good last night. Hope its a big 12 sweep.

Boomer Sooner

Big XII represent!
hell yeah, boys! It's time for a big 12 rally...
Good luck to all you boys... even those from Oklahoma...

Peace... & Merry Christmas...

-JD

Molson XXX is the best beer ever, by far.