It'd be choice #1. Could also be considered a great road towards your first bypass surgery.

Buck 'n Loons sounds like it could be a restaurant, a gay bar, or an insane asylum for cowboys.

This is going to be one grizzled football game.

Oh Bluto, you're so wrong. I'm not fat at all. No, really. I'm very skinny. And this is ridiculous...obviously I'm not going to know when you work, etc. I DON'T REALLY CARE! It was just a small little joke. I'm not going to Buck'n'Loons! Stop taking everything so seriously!!!

Or, Kelly, you might just recognize some fat ass loser wearing a Texas Tech sweatshirt.

Pace, there are several problems with your theory that I wouldn't know who you were:

1) How would you know when I was working?
2) How would you be able to sit in my section without requesting it?
3) If you request my section, the host/ess will tell me, thereby leading me to figure out that it's you when I realize it's a guy I've never seen before.

Bill Brasky did 3 tours in 'Nam...... I was in Corpus Christi on business a month ago. I had this eight foot tall Asian waiter, which made me curious. I asked him his name. Sure enough it's Ho Tran Brasky!

Did I ever tell you about the time Brasky took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Brasky takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Brasky yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found em!

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'

You know, Brasky would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!

BILL BRAKSY!!! YOU SON OF A BITCH!!! I ONCE SAW YOU SCISSOR KICK ANGELA LANSBURY!!!

ooooo....the evil laugh.

Pathetic.

Assuming that Bluto is right in assuming that you are referring to me Kelly, I would just like to say that I am not that bad of a guy! I mean, yeah, I may seem like some kind of jerk or something, but I'm really not that bad looking of a guy and I do have a great personality. I think I might come into Buck'n'Loons one night and see if you're working. Then, I'll just sit there and smile because you'll be serving me and I'll know it's you and you won't know it's me!!!! MWAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Kelly, I assume you are talking to Pace.

I am no longer bored, either. There is always someon...er, something to do, in Austin.

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Hey guys (Matt and Brian), let's do something to where I can see posts that I have put up way back when a little easier. I don't like having to click on that damn 'View Next 25 Posts' button. PLEASE! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD! Anyway, I am ready to go home for a little bit. I'll be in Lubbock till Monday. Kinda getting sick of this place. I'm all by myself. I need some lovin...anyone interested?? HMM??? ANYONE??? Oh Kelly! KELLY! COME TO PAPA! Just kidding...LATER!

Wheatables! Calm down my son. You want to know who is an even bigger jackass than Rylander? LOTT! Or maybe Ricky Cates. Hey Ricky, I boned your mom last night! It was great...did you know she shaves? ALL OF IT?!?! What a great girl. Thanks bro!

Never...never....NEVER...I repeat FUCKING NEVER EVER have the state comptroller Carole Rylander speak at a graduation. The crazy woman spoke about what she has done for the state and what her political agenda is. It's a mother fucking commencement, talk about the graduates, achievements, and such. I can't fucking believe she had the nerve to do that. Everyone was pissed and in shock. Someone find a copy of the speech. Also, I have nothing against some T-Sips, but this is one that definitely sucks. You just lost my vote.

Just since the summer... it's pretty cool. $1 mugs of Coors Original pulls a lot of people in for football and the like. I *think* Brandon Ebel is at SWT, and Brody is working at/managing a tanning salon somewhere in Arlington... their dad is one of the coolest people I've ever met. Mmm... I can't wait for a burger from that place. It rivals Dirty's here in Austin in my opinion.

Wheatables! You slap happy monster! Tom Servo indeed is an indispensable piece of gumball machine history, however I beg to differ on your claim with Trumpy. I mean, Trumpy can control little machines as is evident in the great scene where he...controls little machines! Anyway, in all seriousness, Brad Arthur (rules!) is not my gay lover, I just like to say that he rules because, well, me and him think it's funny. It's probably not to you all, but it brings a smile to our face every damn day. By the way, he's been in Louisiana for the week...AND HE'S HAVING A GREAT TIME! Also, to Kelly: how long have you worked at Buck'n'Loons? Back during freshman year, me, Ruff, Gary, Clay King, and some other people used to go there every Monday night to watch football. Didn't know if you were working there then or not. Good ol' Brody Ebel...wonder what he's been up to. LATER!

I never thought I'd be this glad to be going back to A-town, and subsequently, a few weeks of working at Buck n' Loons... but I'm thrilled beyond belief. Ahh, Christmas Break, how I worship thee.

OUGuy, that's the wrong question. And after all of it, that was the problem in the first place, wasn't it? Nobody really knew the question that was trying to be answered.

"How many roads must a man walk down?"

The answer is 42, by the way.

Pace, in all seriousness: Is Brad Arthur your gay lover? And if not, why do you keep telling us he rules?

Welcome back. One thing...Tom Servo could kick Trumpy's ass any day.