props to eric and brian for coming back to the party and killing the keg with me.......even though everyone else got kicked out......we're the real champs......fuck everyone else!!

thanks to all who came out to my dunking tonight. i did it in 44.39 seconds with no puking. see you all at the next party.

Well, we would be showing our hatred of a dirty Saudi.

I believe some maroon "Let's beat the hell outta Bin Laden" t-shirts are in order. Come on...let's show our patriotism and our hatred for that dirty Afghan!

I have no idea how he did it, but he managed to hold it all in.

I uhhhh can't back that up.

You're a liar.

Sooooooo...... I didn't fuckin' puke. I haven't passed our. I am a Golden God. I'm sure I'll pay for it at tomorrow's parties but I have survived.

drunk.!!!!!!!!!! better see you all tomorrow night at my ring dunking!!!!!!!!!1 yeeeeeeeeeeee hah

Thank you Dave. I don't know about everyone else, but I've been anxious to get shitty all week long. The time has arrived. This evening we will celebrate the fact that I have once again lived long enough to see the earth circle the sun. The drinking starts now.

It seems attending UT law school has broadened Jon's sense of humor. I will see everyone tonight for some drunken debauchery.

Well, if there is anything certain in this life besides death and taxes, it has to be the following:

We can drink Afghanistan under the table any day of the week, and twice on Sunday.

Happy 21st, Kumquat!

For all those country fans out there. I feel pretty special. Just got to meet Robert Earl Keen. He performed a few songs and did a CD signing at Wherehouse music up here in Big D. Just happened to be driving by when it was announced on the radio. My brush short lived brush with fame so I thought I'd share.

oh yeah and P.S. God Bless America!!

Yesterday I spent the evening babysitting someone who turned 21 after having taken him to dinner. He began drinking at 3pm and had to be escorted home by his younger brother at about midnight from the hall. I have NEVER seen such a humorous drunk in my entire life. So everyone go out and party it up. Live life to the fullest, you never know what's going to happen.

Preach the word monkey, hallelujah!!

I am not talking about any of the people on the Message Board when I say this, but I think in general that the people who know the least like to form the most opinions about this whole situation.

<grins> I'll toss some rumors onto the pile:

The reserves and all other military personel are all going to Afghanistan to surround the country and comb it for bin Laden.

Dunno if it's true or not, but an Army reserve friend of mine has been ordered to join them in Afghanistan or go to jail. We'll see...

You know, about the time Mighty Kumquat is spewing tomorrow night, we'll probably be bombing the shit out of some desert people.

"cnn reports, 'two fireman were found dead in an embrace'", that is so tragic, yet so beautiful

"CNN said the firemen who were thought to have been rescued were actually five who had fallen down a steep pile of debris earlier Thursday while searching through the wreckage of the twin towers. When they were brought out, they were mistakenly thought to have survived under the rubble since Tuesday." Supposedly 94 have been found dead and there are over 70 body parts that can not be identified yet. Plus there are thousands still missing.

Firefighters walking away on their own after being buried in rubble for 2 days. Simply amazing. Fuck you Bin Laden. You can't keep us down. But you're going down.

I'd make it easy on yourself and just put a bullet through the back of your head so you can die painlessly, because if we catch up with you, there won't be an arrest, trial, and sentencing. The headline will read "Accidental Simultaneous Discharge of 43 Weapons Results in Riddled Lifeless Body of Usama bin Laden"

They just pulled five firefighters from the WTC alive.

As of now, the Big 12 is allowing the games to be played. However, the individual schools can still make their own decision.