sorry to rehash an older post, but this mofo has been on fire and i am just trying to catch up. ashley, i agree that the way fran handled letting his alabama players know about his departure showed poor judgement...he should have gone back and confronted them face to face, and i hope he decides to still. that being said, after mentioning this you said that "even rc had more integrity than that." i would just like to say that even though i agree with the coaching change, i believe rc slocum maintained and continues to maintain the absolute highest level of integrity that is possible by a human being. maybe your comment didn't intentionally question that, and i just read way too much into it. if that is the case, my bad. no harm, no foul.

Yeah, I know... quite embarrassing, huh?
Oh well...
The funny thing is, I have no idea why I typed it like that because I do know how the word is spelled. When you wrote that the first time, I thought you were kidding till I went back and read my own post... SHAMEFUL!

Anyway, I wasn't making fun of him... I was pointing out a funny that he could have made in his reply... geez

JD - seriously, you're the last guy that should be making fun of anyone for misspelling anything. "publecize?"

Wh99p:

Don't you mean "dum, dum Heather"?

I'd say Heather is a Bama fan. Which means she also PROBABLY only has two or three teeth.

Yes...how one person misspells one word is entirely indicative of a school's entire student population. Dumb, dumb Heather.

Hey Bob....is that how you spell probably over there in college station?? PROBIBLY..not once, but twice! dumb dumb aggies

Pace:
Is Chivas your goat?

Arch Guy, to answer your question...the trailer goes to the woman because she needs shelter and because we're gentlemen. The goat goes to either the man or the woman depending on the goat's gender (in rare cases gender won't matter for the male). And the paint chip goes to both...the male and the female acquire as many as possible and then inhale the said paint chips. See, that wasn't so hard to explain! Oh where, oh where is my Chivas? HE WON'T CALL BACK, THE BASTARD!

By the way, the 'bama fans need to stop the whining and crying...they're making themselves look worse and worse by the minute with their demonization of Coach Fran. Honestly, they should focus on finding a schmuck stupid enough to go coach a team that is about to be sanctioned to the gills and lose a bunch of scholarships. And with the way they're treating Coach fran now that he left -- including death threats and one reporter who said he has the "demeanor of a serial killer" -- why the fuck would ANY coach want to be a part of the 'Bama program? I, for one, wouldn't want to coach a team with such pathetic, bitter, fair-weather fans.

Franchione is a businessman, he will go where the money is, but there are a couple things to consider. The first is that Bama probibly told him they would be clean in a year(now),at this point it looks like the program could get 5 more years of probation. Second, A&M has a huge talent pool, and R.C. is probibly gonna help recruit more. Then theres the fact that it seems Franchione likes Texas more than just a bit, he spent alot of time here and when he was at TCU 2 of the 4 teams that could sign him w/o a buyout were Texas and A&M. After all of that i must say this, Fuck Bama, their arrogant alumni got them into all this shit by thinking they were bigger than the NCAA. If Bama had no sanctions against them, this wouldnt be a problem, we would have offered him a contract and he would have respectfully declined. Then he would be hailed as a Bama loyalist and their savior. Now he's ours.
RDM III FTAC '03

My last fuck buddy was the result of Kelly's Scenario One. I agree that it's better to have a normal relationship, but c'mon...this is college, not many people are looking to "settle down" between the ages of 18 and 23 when you have thousands of hot coeds around you. Plus, it's possible to be fuck buddies if both people are clear ahead of time that there will be no relationship. Rare, but possible.

P.S. If you a native of Oklahoma, that fuck buddy becomes a young mother and then a young bride. No wonder Oklahoma leads the country in highest divorce rate.

Questions for any techie, when 2 red raiders get a divorce:
1. Who gets the trailer?
2. Who gets the goat?
3. Who keeps the paint chip from last goal post wrecking?

Easy to explain.
He's Horny. She's Horny. They are friends. They go boink in some small uncomfortable location (like the Back Seat of a Votswagon). Sex ends, horniness ends, back to being friends.
He's horny and alone. She's not doing anything. He calls and she goes over to "hang out together" and wham bam thank you ma'am see you tomorrow in class and thus the saga continues until any number of things happen that end the friendship.

Scenario 1: a couple breaks up. the breakee is not ready to let go, and so when the breaker pursues a physical relationship with the breakee because there's still a physical attraction, the breakee takes what ever s/he can get to feel close to the other person again.

Scenario 2: there's a strong physical attraction between two people, but not really anything emotional. mix alcohol in there, and you have a nice recipie for fuck buddies.

Scenario 3: one person is really interested in another. the other person has an attraction to the first person, but isn't in the market for pursuing a relationship.

My group didn't win the business fair... in fact, one girl didn't even bother to show up. but unless you want a two hour rant about that, i'll end it there. i don't remember all of the groups that did win, though i do remember having doubts about some that did.

Now i'm going to go back to relaxing and waiting for someone to actually call me back so that I can do something tonight. bored...

Kelly, explain it to me...and in your explanation, tell me who won the business fair.

i see it as a total loss of self-respect.

Dating has been, and always will be, an exercise in frustration.

Pace, you're right. One date with you, and I'd shoot myself, thus fufilling your prophecy that I'd never go to another man again.

Fat Tire--I can actually understand why people would do it for several reasons... however, I'd just like to have a consistent dating life that doesn't leave me standing there going "what the hell just happened" every week.

Kelly, one date with me and you will never go to another man again. I put the 'stud' in studly. Trust me baby. Pace is gonna make everything allright.

eh...how could someone reduce themselves to fuck buddies...

Eh, it's been my observation that those aren't any less complicated.

Hey Kelly, that's why God invented fuck buddies.

We also don't know the whole story. Some said that Bama would be clean next year, now it's looking like another three to four years of probation. I'm willing to bet Bama wasn't totally honest with their legal position when they got him.

You don't think he had a job offer from A&M when he made those comments about an extension with the Tide? You seriously believe that Wednesday was the first he ever heard of it, and they hammered out a contract in less than 24 hours? Come on. The way everyone has been spinning this in the media, we've all been guessing. But it's pretty obvious now that Franchione was on his way in before RC was fired. That kind of deal doesn't happen overnight. He knew he was leaving the whole time, and it doesn't take much of a man to tell his players by video conference that, despite the loyalty speech he gave them, he's getting the hell out of dodge. I'm not talking about "teary goodbyes," but he could have done it with a lot more dignity and respect for his players than he did. They wanted to leave too when they got offers from other schools, but he talked them into staying. Then, when he gets a better offer, he decides to jump ship without a word to his team. Like I've said, he will probably do well at A&M, and I feel pretty sure he will raise the Aggies to a more competitive level, but his inability to fulfill a contract (disregarding buyout clauses) doesn't recommend him much, as far as loyalty is concerned.

Dating, in all of its glorious forms, sucks ass.