You don't have to beat him, just play him in a big game, and he beats himself *pause* *pause* too many jokes, so little time.

What did the fish say when he hit his head on concrete?
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What time is it?

it's 3:18 And Simms is still taking it up the ass

damn, that's a lot of shit talking from someone who's team has never beat Simms ...

Damn Kejuan, they let employees use the internet at McDonalds?

i have Ridemonkey.com ninja suit.

it's 12:43

And I still don't give a fuck who wins this game

Chris Simms is still a bitch. And, UT still sucks

any guesses as to how many picks Simms is gonna throw tomorrow Josh? I'm gonna go with at least 3.

Josh = idiot

Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

it's 11:33....

and i'm still laughing.

I have no problem looking foolish, don't worry.

And I didn't look any more foolish that you guys losing to fucking tech ...

(god I hope we don't lose to tech now :) ).

Yeah, we heard. Some moron from LCC laid that little gem on us a few days ago. That's okay though because it was just as hilarious this time around. And you didn't look foolish at all. Really.

did you hear that the A&M kicker tried to hang himself? he failed, cause he couldn't kick the chair out from under his feet.

OU 14
UT 24

Hoping Chris Simms proves me wrong but I don't see him getting past that whole tendency to choke in the big game.

OU 24
Texas 21

goddammit it's fucking friday! let's fucking do this shit.

Ou 14
UT 24

A&M 49
Baylor 3

Should be fun. I'll bet Baylor will have to start paying its fans to stay past halftime.

It seems like Arlington wastes so much space with the width of the streets... that, or I'm just used to Austin. Either way, it's weird to be back in A-town.

Your knack for dramatic writing prose has caused me to take up arms and defend my local ACLU. Next time you decide to make a patriotic statement regarding the U.S. Constitution, please use your own rational thoughts, and not those of Neverclear. At least cite your sources. Thanks.

I just finished reading the shit storm about Drunk@College.com And unless the slutty hose beast in the picture decided to tell her father about it, I doubt he would stumble across the website and dig back in a 2 year old archive just to bring suit against him. I hope Purdue backs down from this and realize what a bad image of holding back student's freedom of speech this whole incidint shows. Thank the lord or budda or whoever you want to thank that the Hippy Nation of Austin, the Redneck Ho Down of College Station and Numerous other college towns don't feel it necessary hold back thier students.

U.S. Constitution
Amendment Number 1: Bill Of Rights
(Use it, Live it, Be It or someone will take it away)

Well OU still gets tomorrow's classes cancelled as to allow them to travel to Big D. Let the partying begin. I'll be in the West End and Deep Ellum tomorrow night. Anybody else driving here?

BOOMER SOONER!!

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Chris Simms is a little bitch. The OU defense is going to plant his ass into the ground real quick. ]

OU 27
UT 10

I'll be leaving for Dallas in just over 4 hours when my 4:00 class ends. Traffic's going to blow goats, but hey--

It's 1:11 p.m. and OU STILL SUCKS!

Texas A&M just plain sucks this year. You let Tech beat you? That is pathetic, after you guys talked all of that shit. That is funny as shit. OU still sucks? Shit, you guys have a LOT of room to talk, huh? (sarcastic)

Go Sooners, whoop SOMEMORE Texas ass!~!