AAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! Im really fucked up.

Sarah, I apologise for leaving Northgate tonght without finding out where (who) you were with, but I had to go. There was a new pitcher at the table and I was fuked up like 'Jerry's Kids." I pray that you are alright and I will see you at the next "meeting."

I'm starting to think that no one likes my stories or that everyone is dead...maybe a little of both... for anyone at harry's last night i'm sure you saw my roommate megan....yeah we were dancing in the booth and she was out of control...hehe....but all in all a fun night definitely...

An update to my night last night....went with megan and hong to northgate...first we went to dry bean and had 3 shots each...ginger snap was the best....then we walked over to shadow and had several pitchers of beer in order to get up the courage to go onstage and sing like a virgin...hehe...so any of yall who were there to hear that, i apologize... :) all in all it was a fun girls night out... tonight = girls night at harrys...

Ummm Yeah. Is Anybody there? Somebody? I know it's slow during the summer, but geez. Either everyone is busy or I missed one hell of a party that everyone hasn't woken up from yet.

oh yeah must drink tonight...northgate

Just when everything is perfect (so you think), KABOOM! its all shit....

Pace we don't need to hear about your misadventures with rosie trying to save the palm putty while up late with nothing better to do than watch cable.

But Elsewhere in the world, a lonely male LCC student finds love when walking past a goat farm as a kid walks to the fence with hyped hormones their eyes meet. It was love at first sight. They live happily drinking homemade milk and laughing at billy goats.

I believe you're referring to THE BARE WENCH PROJECT. GREAT FLICK! FITS IN THE PALM OF YOUR HAND!

Nothing like a little Skinemax.

I guess when I finally saw the Blair Witch Project it had been hyped so much, I knew everything that was coming. I did, however, see a funny Blair Witch ripoff on Cinemax that involved lots of nudity.

I did, but my startle reflex is so bad that I jumped at Scary Movie, so you probably don't want to categorize yourself with me. I am a wimp, I'll admit it.

I thought it was scary because it's a movie that you have to experience, not just watch. I went when it was still in limited release over at the Landmark Inwood Theater, and they had a bunch of promotional stuff going on and the theater was packed. They even had a tent down below the screen. Anyway, I have done so much camping in my day that I understand how creepy the woods at night can be. I was scared in the same way that I was scared in SIGNS: just so much tension and anticipation that my heart was racing. I never jumped...just felt uneasy. And the last 10 minutes of BLAIR WITCH still get me everytime I watch the movie. So, call me a fag and a pussy now. Go ahead. I don't care. Did no one else think BLAIR WITCH was scary?

The Blair Witch Project was scary? Dude, you are not only a fag, but you're a pussy too. And who am I? I'm your biggest nightmare...or maybe your biggest gay wet dream.

Who is this Tyler Durden guy anyway? Does he hold some sort of grudge toward me? I don't know how the conclusion that I'm homosexual came about, but whatever...I'm not going to let it haunt me and if I get banned, then so be it.

With that said, I thought I'd just write and tell everyone about my trip to the ol' picture show tonight. Went and saw SIGNS. Wow. Scary as hell. I haven't been that tense in a movie theater since THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, which I still consider the scariest movie ever made. Anyway, go see SIGNS. Great pacing, great acting, and amazing suspense. So, tomorrow, go see it.

I love you Tyler, will you forgive me? Oh wait, I'm not sorry...I did nothing to you!

Motion to ban......

Pace, you're still not funny, and you're still a fag.

Haven't been here in a few days, but I thought MY report on drugs was pretty entertaining. Did no one else think so? I'm saddened, but understand that it takes a certain niche to like my stories. And in defense of my uncle, Tyler Durden (still the coolest name I'VE ever heard), he's gotten help and is completely reformed. He now works with horses...a lot.

"I'm the same way, but my problem is that every smart, attractive girl I meet has a boyfriend, or a recent ex-boyfriend who still is in the picture."

boyfriends are obstacles, dude, that can be taken out of the picture easily enough if you just put some effort into the chick.

in other news, moving sucks. moving to a 3rd floor sucks worse. being in stand-still traffic on 183 at 2pm with no A/C is beyond suck-age. however, it will all be worth it if we get a pool table. anyone know if a standard pool table is 7', 8', or 9'?

It made the current Drug Czar look like the bumbling idiot he is.

how was the report on the war on drugs on tuesday night?

Well a friend of mine up at OU once told me "Hey when all else fails, fuck the really FAT girl, just don't tell anyone you did."

And By the way, it's not that I'm complaining about what I have. Just a simple observation that I thought I would share with the rest of the class. And it's also not that every woman falls into one of those 4 categories. Believe me I know that one. So I guess this is the disclaimer statement after the fact.

Well, if you can't find the attractive, intelligent girl with a good personality, you can always go for Plan B- clean and morally flexible. If there is no Plan B, you are drunk, AND it is dark, then Plan C is acceptable.

Kelly, it's because a lot of girls want to be with the rebellious bad boy and try to change him into a guy their Mom would love. Fortunately, such stupid thinking seems to go away once girls reach age 22 or 23.

. . . and then bitching about it.