What really sucks is getting the chance to date one of those good looking, intelligent, great personality types, and then screwing it up because you're a total retard.

Yeah, but I could say the same thing about guys... of course, I bet you'll argue the "why do the good girls always want the jackasses for boyfriends"... so I'll just agree that fate sucks most of the time.

meow

yea it sounds like someone is unhappy and unsatisfied with what they have. just can't seem to find anyone worthy enough.

Highly attractive, highly intelligent, AND a great personality? Not in this lifetime! I'm the same way, but my problem is that every smart, attractive girl I meet has a boyfriend, or a recent ex-boyfriend who still is in the picture.

Observation in life and a Question:
Why is it women I've met are either:
a. Drop dead gorgeous but dumb as a brick
b. fairly good looking but have emotional "issues" and some intelligence
c. somewhat good looking with good personality and intelligence
d. not that attractive with awesome personality and great intellect

It just makes no sense. You would think that somewhere in the world would be a woman that is highly attractive, highly intelligent, and have an awesome personality. Guess that's not in my end of the world.
Of course this is all biased on what you think is intelligent (LCC students consider an elementary skool edjumacation & dip"spit"loma higher achievement), good personality, and looks. Anyways, just pondering since I'm bored.

23 more days of Arlington, parents, and people who don't understand the concept of tipping. Then again, it does provide me with even more reasons to get drunk.

I'll be a freshman at A&M next month, and by God I can't wait. I've been visiting this site for quite a while now, and I sure hope life there lives up to everything I've seen on here. AAAAAAA!!!

So I am Pace's love slave now huh? Alright, I don't feel like arguing with you when I have nothing to do with that conversation... fucker.

Ooo, ooo! My name's Pace!! I'm so cool! I took my name from my beer-swilling, sex offender uncle! I'm so gay and unoriginal! Pace!!! Doesn't it sound gay! I also have no concept of what is funny! I'm a typical braindead Red Raider boozehound fudgepacker! YEAH! I've never told a funny joke or insult in my life!! I rule!! I also use too many exclamation marks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I am Jack's unoriginal partner, Tyler. And his love-slave, Brad.

Ooo, ooo! My name's Tyler Durden!! I'm so cool! I took my name from a well known movie! I'm so cool and unoriginal! Tyler Durden!!! Doesn't it sound awesome! I also have no sense of humor! I'm a tool! YEAH! I don't understand dry wit! I rule!

Pace, what the hell are you on? And most important should I take some of it?

You're an idiot. Go away. Please.

Jesus Christ, I'm sorry...I just finished that whole report and realized that said John Stossel, not John Pace. Boy was that a dumb mistake! Later.

Sitting in Lubbock, Tx, you would think that a small town like this wouldn't actually have a drug problem...but wait. What's that cluster of buildings and hot bitches over there? Ahh yes, all too frequently a college or university moves in and that's when the drug levee breaks and suddenly a West Texas town is turned upside down.

I sat down with a student here in Lubbock and asked him what his thoughts were.

"Now, Billy, when you think of drugs, what comes to mind?"
"Pizza."

Pizza. As I continued the interview and continued to get responses with the word pizza in them, I realized that the student I was talking to was 8 years old.

So, I packed my things, finished my slice of pepperoni, and said goodbye to Billy and his mother of seven. My next stop?

Standing outside Bleacher's Sports Bar and Grill, you wouldn't think that there would be this many people out at 1 in the morning. And then I remembered that there was a university here. And what do students at universities like to do?

"BEER!"
"GET DRUNK!"
"HEY FUCK YOU!"
"I HATE FAGGIES...AND I'M DRUNK!"

Hearing those garbled yells made me chuckle a little. Or maybe it was the marijuana cigarette I was chiefin on. Either way, I felt good! As I made my rounds through several different grills that offered a bar, I was beginning to feel a little queasy. So, like I had done many times before, I held a lightpost up, craned my neck over as far away from my body as I could, bent slightly at the waist, and vomited. And I'm not talking about a little vomit...I'm talking major chunks. Even that condom full of cocaine I had eaten earlier for my flight home tomorrow came up, which only helped to raise several eyebrows. A kind girl named Britney (and not Spears...word is she doesn't like Lubbock) helped me to my feet, grabbed the condom and assisted me home. But I wasn't at my hotel.

"Now, Britney, not Spears, what's your stance on drugs?"
(raises head up and sniffs hard, then winces slightly due to a taste in the back of her throat that she explains 'tastes like shit, but it's so good')"I love drugs."
"What's your stance on premarital sex?"
"I love it. It's so liberating..."

At that point I knew I was in for a doozy of a story so I shut her up, leaned in and scored. What a great feeling. As I enter Lubbock International Airport, I suddenly figured it all out. Even though Lubbock is a slight shithole, it's a damn fun one. Back to you Barbara.

Everyone should watch John Stossel's investigative report on the failure of the "War on Drugs" tonight (Tues.) at 9pm on ABC.

I love you guys.

I don't think he was a dick really. For some reason I did last night, I was pissed "drunk". But when you are sober and you think about it, that guy has to put up with that shit every single day of his life. So Derek Jeter, if you are out there and reading this, I am very sorry.


Brad

You think Derek Jeter is a dick? Ask ElGuapo about Fred Couples.

Makers Mark is good. I am in Arlington and was at Humperdinks and Derek Jeter was there(Yankees vs. Rangers). What a dick, didn't want to talk to anyone or even sign autographs. But I vca;t blame him, that must be a tough life making 13 million plus endorsemtns a uyear and having to actually sign autographs. What a fucking dicjk.

Brad

Dingo! Dingo ate the baby!

Sixteen in the clip, and one in the hole, I'm about to make some bodies turn cold.

Everybody laughed like a bastard...

Brad, You were right about Maker's Mark....I bought a bottle last night and it was great....unfortunately I got too shit-faced to taste it around 3am....O well, it was still worth it, thanks for the tip.