As amazing as it might sound, they don't really thump Tejano at the clubs in Mexico. It's more of the "top 40" stuff, techno, hip/hop, latin pop, etc, etc, etc... but, no Tejano.

Probably, because Tejano (as the name suggests) is more of a Texas thing.

Emilio is cool, 'cept for the whole wife-beating stuff. I would rather thump some of the music from the good 'ol boys from Zapata, Texas --INTOCABLE! *Eres mi droga, eres mi vicio...* WOO!! -- Even if I do get some weird stares from the non-HIGHspanics...

you mean like accordians, waltz tempos, and high pitched lead singer dudes? hell yeah, man, Tejano freakin' rules! i'm like half mexican, so i can appreciate cruising down main thumpin' Emilio.

by the way, whoever that chick is in the white shirt (or is it pink? light blue maybe?) in the middle of the pictures looks like a hottie.

I think we should test out our nuclear arsenal on Lubbock, TX. The only thing we would miss would be a few hundred cows and a few thousand intellectually-inferior dumbasses. We'd almost be doing the State of Texas a favor.

i've never been to a gay bar, but I have a couple of friends who frequent some in Mexico.

(Wow, that just sounded really bad.) FYI: I'm from a bordertown, so it's considered "cool" to cross into Mexico and party in the clubs there--regular or gay.

anyway, apparently they like going to this gay club/bar because they play really good music; and you know we "Latino" folk are all about good music and good dancing...

Outdated values, pedophile priests, and now this....geez, good thing I renounced my Catholic faith months ago...

June 28, 2002 - Wireless Flash
Vatican Sitting On Time Machine?

BOCA RATON, Fla. (Wireless Flash) -- First, the Vatican was accused
of hiding the records of priests who've abused kids. Now, it's being
accused of hiding a time machine.
The machine in question is called a "Chronovisor" and was built in
the 1950s by a Benedictine monk named Father Pellegrino Ernetti.

No photos of the Chronovisor exist, but paranormal journalist John
Chambers says Ernetti reportedly used the "way back machine" to film
Christ's crucifixion for Vatican officials.

Ernetti died in 1994 without revealing the secret of the Chronovisor
but Chambers says evidence is mounting that the Catholic Church is
hiding a working model from the rest of the world, supposedly to keep
it from getting into evil hands.

Sound crazy? Maybe, but there may be something to it. Chambers says a
Jesuit priest named Father Francois Brune believes the Chronovisor
must exist because -- in the priest's words -- "Ernetti wouldn't lie
about such things."

Straight chicks might go into gay bars....but I'll never know. Although I guess girls would feel more at ease if they thought you're gay...and then you can maybe convince them you are ready to "experiment" with heterosexuality. That would be pretty smooth.

lay off... it's a four day hang over

well i was trying to match the "a chick paid for my dinner and bought me a 6-pack of Dox Equis" that i posted a few weeks ago. if you want a random dude story, while i was in Trend, a bum walked in, mumbled something, then left. we kinda laughed, then i realized my truck was unlocked with the keys in it.

totally random, but i've been told by a few people that straight chicks go to gay bars, so it'd be a good place to pick up a chick. any comments on that?

LAZY FUCKING WEBMASTERS!!! BRIAN, IT'S BEEN FOUR DAYS SINCE YOUR PARTY, AND YOU'VE POSTED EXACTLY NOTHING??!?! I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

Well yesterday me and a bunch of friends tail-gated at a AAA baseball game then enjoyed the $1 beers all night at the game. We then went to the local strip club and I laughed when my friend ran in with 30 one dollar bills with a glow on his face. All this on a Tuesday night and I still made it for work this morning.

Boy, this message board really needs some excitement...

oh ok..

it's just that you made it sound like it was some random dude...

kinda' like he thought you were hot and decided to buy you dinner...

no.

well, i hope not 'cause we're living together next year.

was he gay?

god damnit...it's raining too much. i had to drive from Trend Bike Source to Fredericksburg with a bike in my passenger seat. that was after taking like 45mins to get from Riverside to Trend.

in other news, a dude bought me beer and paid for my dinner.

Bravo!

That's pretty funny, i like it.

Sorry webmaster, that was the wrong link. I meant to post http://www.thedailyshot.com/tamut.html

Damn drunk posting...

Well, I can't believe no one has posted about the party at the Bar. It was awesome! Megan and Thomas and I had a great time and Doc's magic punch was the best ever. Anyway it was a great last party at the Bar until it moves!

I'M LIVING A LIE, LIVING A LIE....TIMMY!!!!!

fujickin drfunk....jebus h krizzy khrist...holy shiute

It's at The Bar. You make a left, a right, go straight, make a left.

Simple.