This isn't the University of Beijing, you dirty rotten bastard. Twinkie motherfucker.

That threat from my fellow Red Raider has to be the most retarded thing I've ever seen.

Became bilingual so you would have no trouble speaking to the TA in his/her native tongue

I would just like to state that I'm sick TAs who speak little to no English. Of the 5 classes I'm taking this semester, I have a total of 8 TAs and only one of them speaks English proficiently. And of course the TAs do 90-100% of the grading, so naturally it's necessary to remind them from time to time that they can't just guess what I'm trying to convey in an assignment. How the hell is it possible for someone to assume that kind of responsibility when they can't even properly communicate with most of the students?

I would just like to state that the arbitrary grading policies of the UT Law School are fucking bullshit. Looks like I'll be doling out legal advice while working the drive-thru window.

Ah the words of a true general.

Typing this message from my new laptop. Oh how I have leaped into the 21st century.

Howdy all-hope your semester is off to a rockin' start. Hopefully I'll be back out at some parties soon. We'll see. I've basically sworn off drinking for this semester for multiple reasons. Feel free to im me and we'll discuss. Keep on drinking hard [liquor] and partying harder!

OK well I haven't posted in a long time but I still read everything. Anyway I know we aren't supposed to talk about politics and anything other than beer, sex, and how lcc sucks but I'm breaking the rules for just this one post...
In a recent interview, General Norman Schwartzkopf was asked if he didn't
think there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored
and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America.
His answer was classic Schwartzkopf. He said, "I believe that forgiving
them is God's function. Our job is simply to arrange the meeting."

Ah, ok....whew, way to go Ags. I was a happy intoxicated person last night. Ok, back to my non-partisan school loyalities.

Fuck t.u.
We won we won
Fuck t.u.
We won we won
Finally some bragging rights
We won we won
Fuck t.u.
We won we won

Please...just lemme enjoy this....

Difference in the game was the first 10 minutes... We had I believe 12 (TWELVE!) turnovers, but UT just couldn't get their shots to fall, and they let us hang around... And I don't care how good you are, if you let a team with some streaky shooters hang around, then you are going to get into some trouble. As much as I've been dissapointed with Bean throughout the season thus far, him throwing the elbow to the face early on showed he meant business... Guess there isn't much more to say then... BRING ON THE JAYHAWKS.

We just had a great shooting night all around. We were not getting a bunch of open looks, but our shots just fell tonight. King's 30 points didn't hurt either.

I have got to be dreaming this. How the hell are we losing to A&M?

5 Minutes left... This could be interesting.

I like this e-mail I got from chrisbrice@aol.com:

Congratulations-

I plan to have a conversation with the lead counsel for Texas Tech University regarding your website. Good Luck.



My response:

HAHAHAHA!!!

-Webmaster

We don't need no education.
We don't need no thought control.

Ok, I'll leave you kids alone.

good call.

Damn it's moldy under here . . . current events, who needs them.

So what does everyone think of this Johnny Walker fellow (a.k.a. Johnny bin Walker, a.k.a. Taliban Johnny)? For those of you living under a rock...Johnny Walker is the U.S. citizen who went and fought with the Taliban against the American forces. Personally I hope someone puts a .45 caliber bullet between his eyes the second he sets foot back on U.S. soil...but that's just me.

some people are just allergic to them and can get pretty sick, so the FDA requires that they be disclosed on the label. but it's like i always say, if you're like that kid on "as good as it gets," you shouldn't be drinking thunderbird.

Yeah I doubt that sulfites have ever stopped a brotha from gettin' his drink on.

That is good to know. I was too lazy to check, but I wonder why they feel they need to put a warning there saying that.

Long story short, sulfites are added as a preservative. Protects the oxygen and whatnot.

Sulfites are found in every bottle of red wine as well.