That's good to know. ;-)

Haha, I knew someone would say something about that picture of me. It makes me look like I somehow managed to gain 30 pounds. But trust me, it's just b/c of the way I had my shirts tucked in.

Ok maybe the weekly drug tests were just for the players with a known drug histrory. Spurrier also made his players go to a counselor or psychiatrist. This might be stuff that you don't know as a fan, but being my cousin was on the team I know some of these things. I am just saying it is, or atleast how it used to be.

I met him a long time ago, when my cousin played there. Sorry I am not a huge fan of his, and could care less how the bastard spelled his name. Plus at the time I was getting high off all the Cleanser I used to clean my old room mate's filthy bathroom before my new one moves in. I think he is a great coach, but he dicked over some of his quarterbacks. Sure Danny Wuerffel won the Heisman in '96, but no thanks to Coach Spurrier. I just looked up Shane Matthews, is he actually playing? I haven't been able to watch much ball since I started college, but I know Spurrier dicked him over too. There is a lot of inside stuff that you guys don't know. Not that I really remember it, I was so young.
I just don't belive in calling some one an ass hole unless you know them personally.

jolie, you are a fucking retard.
i don't even know you and i hate your guts. listen to your self. i can't stand reading your worthless shit that you have to say. you should be banned from this board. god, i feel so sorry for the people that actaully have to see you and know you on a daily basis.

Errr uhh... If you know Steve Spurrier, you would think you would know how to spell his name... As for the "weekly drug tests", I don't know where you're getting your information, but it is not, and never has been, true.

crazy ol' steve.

So...you know THIS band...and you know THAT band...and you know Steve Spurrier. Any MORE names you'd care to drop? Perhaps you and ol' George W. are best pals? Were you in the White House having drinks at 6am?

Oh is that why Cain isn't all athletes anymore. That is how Florida was when my cousin was there. I mean it just kept the athletes inline. I know Cain isn't that secure. I have seen players out at parties and bars during the season drinking. I have been in Cain at 6 am drinking with players during the season. I am sure there was a lot more than drinking going on after I left and Pinsky passed out. I am just saying that all athletes should be required to live on campus, and it needs to be more secure. You wonder why Florida kicked ass with Spurrior 1) he is a total jerk (I know him personally) 2) The strict living conditions those athletes go through (ex weekly drug tests) Well its time for Sheila to pour me another tequilla. Bitch don't forget the salt and lime this time!!!

First of all, PEOPLE, don't hate on Jolie. You guys can be so cruel sometimes. Open up your minds and shut your holes. This is college, not middle school.

Going against what I just said, UT webmaster, cut back on the beer bonging, dude. Your stomach is getting way big. You used to have a nice stomach, what happened? We want to see the six-pack MUSCLES showing, not a six-pack of BEER.

And Lindsay, congrats! I hope it works out because you know, sometimes when you make those life-changing decisions before you're 20 (or just relatively young in general), it doesn't always turn out well. :-/ I have faith in you, though! :-)

www.whatisplanb.com Go there. Sure it is in the links section but not everybody might look there.

Jolie, The football dorm is a good idea. Look at OU. We have the Bud Wilkinson Center which is actually a combination of 3 dorm buildings, where all sorts of athletes live. Male and Female. With strict curfew and visitation and an RA on duty at the door 24/7 to check and make sure alcohol and other things don't get in. They also have thier own cafeteria. One problem is NCAA ruled in 1998 that making a facility strictly athletes violates discrimination laws. So an 'athletic dorm' can be 70% athletes and 30% anyone else. But of course you have to hope not to get some stupid ass jock as a roommate who would make your life a living hell, and your good to go. But other than that the idea is a good one and keeps a team or teams of different sports together.

A good dorm story is going out with one girl I was seeing all night getting trashed, taking her back to my dorm, getting it on (top bunk low ceiling), passing out..waking up to a knock at the door. Answer the door to see a different girl I'm seeing there standing there wanting to goto lunch. Talking my way out of it by agreeing to take her to dinner, and going back to sleep with girl #1 only to go out that night with girl #2 going back to my room only to get it on. Following morning girl#1 shows up finds out from a guy in my hall that girl#2 is there. I get in trouble. Get slapped by both girls, they are both yelling at me, and finally my RA has to come up to get them off the floor. At least no cops were involved. Oh well.

So, I think we're all wondering....did you get tater tots, or fries?

I hate fast food!!! I went to Sonic when I got back in town b/c I was hungry and similar to other fridges I have
5 beers
1/4 gallon of Sangria
1/2 bottle of wine (I got the Vacu things)
7 eggs
1 lemon to make my disposal smell pretty.

Well any way I am in my car getting my food. Well I have my coke in my lap, and the damn lid pops off. Coke goes every where, all over my lap, on my leather interior, the carpet... I love looking like I peed on myself when I get back to my apt. Atleast my room mate hasn't moved in yet and I could strip as soon as I walked through the door.

I completely agree that yell leaders and basketball don't go. We should allow the cheerleading squad to come on campus and do basketball games like the Dance team. Hell no one cares about basketball here anyway. Coach Watkins has helped out a little bit in the past couple of years that he has been here, but not enough. I feel that the reason that our big sports (basketball, baseball, football...) teams suck is due to the University. Go to the University Florida (football and swim team both kick ass), they have a dorm for football players only. It is huge, it is nasty, but the whole team lives there. They enforce curfew and visitation. They have guards there on game day. They are able to keep tabs on the players, and keep them in check. This is what A&M needs to do if we want winning teams.

"Matt do you want me to make you some chicken enchiladas to take back to school like I did your first week?"

Silly mom... Why would the chicken enchiladas not still be there? Along with the milk that expired in September (Why should I risk contamination by moving it?).

The contents of our (Typing Monkey and I) fridge:

1 case of month old Coors Light
1 gallon of Minute Maid Orange Juice, expired 12/24/01
1 tub of butter
1 litre of Mia's Halloween Punch
1 pack of 6 week old tortillas

Hello, my name is Eric and I am in college.

One last thing as to why we lost this game rather than the refs blowing it... Either Melvin is a moron, or he has not taught these kids any discipline/basketball-smarts whatsoever. Down by 4, 44 seconds left in the game, and we're not fouling? Instead we let them take it down and then foul them with 8 seconds left on the shot-clock? Good lord... what are we thinking?

The goal-tending call was bad, but we had a few go are way as well (Jesse had an obvious travel 2 different times)... The goal-tending no-call did take our momentum away, but when it really came right down to it, the game shouldn't have been close. Will Bean ever learn to hit a jump shot on a consistent basis? I swear that guy could be putting up 10-15 points a night EASY with the presence and positioning he gets down low, he just can't knock down the short 5 footer. As for the last play of the game, I understand the decision not to call a timeout, you want to catch the defense off-guard... But you have to be smart enough to realize you aren't going to get a solid shot off, and call a timeout. Bernard dribbling in circles and then throwing up a desperation shot was painful to watch. You take the ball down to half-court, and if you can drive and get a solid shot, you take it... Once you see there is no lane, everything goes out the window... You can't drive to the hoop for a basket, and thus you can't drive and kick it out to someone... The smart move there is to call a timeout. Very frustrating. On a happier note, I must say I was impressed with the turnout. I mentioned to my girlfriend that there would be no problem getting tickets, since the games never sell out when school IS in session... Still no problem getting tickets, but quite a crowd... If only that type of crowd would still show up throughout the season... And to ramble on some more, I personally think the yell leaders need to be dropped from basketball games... 80k fans yelling at the same time works at Kyle Field, in Reed, it just sounds dumb... I think the idea is good, a common chant, but we need different more "modernized" ones than the football yells. "Sit down bus driver" sounds more and more silly everytime you hear it, and if you think it phases a guy like Bobby Knight who has beaten Duke in Cameron, beaten New Mexico in the Pit, and on and on, you're nuts.

What a FUCKING ripoff. If the ref pulls his head out of his ass and makes the goaltending call earlier in the game, it's a 70-70 ballgame going to overtime. I guess when you've got Bobby Knight in the house, you've got to throw some calls his way. What a crock of shit.

The 4 a.m. breakfast runs to Kerbey Lane as a result of being in the midst of an all-nighter or being piss-drunk. Except after we found a hair in the pancakes the whole concept kind of lost its appeal... You'll understand if you've seen the hair of the people working at the one on Guadalupe.

So what is everyone's favorite/best memory of living in a dorm (besides sexual activity)? Mine would have to be Bonfire 1996...I had a political science test that morning at 9:35am, finished it up by 10am, walked back into Aston Hall around 10:15am and into my friend's room (he was a Bonfire crew chief that year), and he was sitting at the desk. On the desk was a 1.75L of Southern Comfort and a couple 2-liters of Dr. Pepper, and a case of beer was chilling in the fridge. He was like, "Grab a seat and get comfortable, we've got some serious breakfast drinking to do". We did shots of So-Co and chased it with Dr. Pepper, and then slammed the beer and were playing video games in an alcoholic haze by noon. Then the whole dorm went out to Bonfire, which kicked ass of course. All in all, a damn fine day. Ahh, the memories...

ok you had to park a long way from your dorm, but off campus you have to park a long way from class every day. Then game days you can never find a spot, but living on campus you already got one. Did you notice that parking was number 9 & 10 on the list. I personally enjoyed looking like a drunk for all my classes that started before noon. I am sure the people sitting next to me enjoyed the smell of stale beer and cigarette smoke. I'm sorry for any of you who had to sit next to me, and/or knew me back then. It was fun, and would do it the same way if given the oppurtunity.

I am the funniest man alive.

As well as the origin of grizzle. Stop stealing the jokes I stole first.