So was there a reason the guy behind me kept screaming "take off your pants" while Tenacious D was up? Or was he just psychotic... he did take his off, which was, well, disgusting.

Long live The D.

Yeah, I'm going to go with both.

Anyone who sings a song called "Fuck her gently" has got to be a funny guy.

Well either that or totally cracked out.

The Weezer concert did kick ass. All three acts in the lineup were well worth the trip. I'd never seen Tenacious D before, but damn they're funny as hell.

Well Jolie, you've just become one freightcar on the proverbial train of chicks that has choo-chooed through that house...

since everyone on here seems to be knowledgable about run-ins with the law, i gotta couple questions...

1)is it legal for a cop to park in a private businesses parking lot and wait for someone to speed by and then bust them? i heard it wasn't, but that may just be an urban legend.

2)when you get pulled over(as i did this morning; why the hell is texas 40 mph?) does your recent driving record show up on the screen when the cop runs your license? i got a ticket on the way home for thanksgiving, and though it's already been paid, i assume he saw it on my record and that made him write the ticket, because he initially sounded like he was gonna give me a warning. i mean, c'mon, i told him i had class in 10 minutes(which was true) and i even had my girlfriend in the car with me; i thought i was home free until he issued that 125 bone ticket.

thanks and gig 'em

OU, you got lucky, i am from the G-vine area, and the cops there suck, esp. around DFW airport.

off to cactus canyon for .25 beers and then too loose moose for stand up and F-slip...no cover before 9

where the hell is my ride?

oh my roommate went to the tenacious d/weezer concert in ft worth...said it kicked ass...gotta love the D

Yeah I am sure I was a tool that night. I did put on Kurt's shorts and t-shirt over my clothes. I really don't think I did anything, but there is a gut feeling that I did.. Well I have 3 hours to find me a date. what to do

That doesn't always work. I knew a freind who got pulled over and claimed he had to piss really bad. So the cop said, "Ok, I'll follow you to the nearest gas station, and when you're done pissing, I'd like your license and registration please".

YARMY,
Just a thought. After being an outdoor hockey game for over 2 hours I needed to piss like a race horse. Anyways the porta-toilet at the rink was locked up tighter than nervous virgin, so I jumped in my car and raced down 114 towards Dallas going about 80 in a 60. Anyways I come around the turn near DFW Airport to see a Grapevine Cop. I knew I was busted. I quickly pulled over even before he was able to catch up to me. He walked up and asked the usual license and registration. Asked why I was going so fast. Told him basically my eyeballs were floating, and he chuckled and walked back to his car with my info. Returned a minute later handed me back my license and told me there was a Subway at the next exit where I would find a restroom, and "Take it easy out there it's a raceway" And he let me go with no ticket. Moral of the Story when a cop pulls you over and asks for a reason you did something. Tell them you have to piss very badly and they might just let you go. After all cops with empty cups of coffee know what it feels like to need to use the restroom.

Wheatables, I'll start referring to Arlington as Atown when people begin to refer to Humble as Htown. Until then, it's just Dallas, jr.

Long live the state capitol - atown.

I'd say a tool is someone who gets so drunk they have to ask everyone else what they did on Saturday night.

gotta a little story for ya...

ok, so i get pulled over for not wearing my seat belt here in CS, i normally do, but i was in a hurry...anyway...

cop looks at me and says, "mr smith (thats my real name) is there anything in your truck i should know about? drugs, guns, grenades?"

i looked at him with a blank stare and said nothing.

he said, "i'll take that as a no." then he said, "well, mr smith, is there any reason why you are not buckled?"

i said, "well, sir, i am in a hurry."

he said, "oh really? whys that?" i think he expected a real answer...but i replied...

"my burrito is getting cold." for you see i was on my way home from freebirds. lets just say he wasnt too happy with that answer, and i got the $90 ticket.

You think I was being serious when I called you a Tool? sorry just saw your post previously only saw some one else who said something.

Thanx for the whole tool thing Brian. Well anyways can some one please tell me what I did Saturday to make a complete ass out of myself. I know I did, but I am not sure what I did or said. You have to realize I was so drunk that I fell off the bed and hit my on the dresser. Well anyways 3 tests today, Kicking my Ass.

i consider someone a tool from how they act, not from what they look like or what they are interested in. i believe a tool is well-defined as a stereotypical frat guy or stereotypical corps guy (one in the same really). i am not hating on frats or the corps in general (although i will if someone requests it), but both have many tools as members.

I second, but not quite removed from the message board. Perhaps just a catapulting by the town catapult.

It says right here: "...And he who shall violate this law shall be punished by catapult."

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That was reached at least 8 posts ago. Second of all, Arlington is A-town, Austin is not. I motion that anyone referring to Austin as "A-town" be removed from the message board personally. Any seconds?

Why Jolie Must be on Hardcore Drugs or Retarded - Reason #5742
According to Jolie, I am now a tool because the following qualities characterize a tool in her mind: glasses, computer geek, and an engineering major.

And we've reached a new low in rational thought.

Shut up, richers. Let's burn a lower-case letter t...for "time to leave" You cash chuckers!

It's snowing in Austin. Crazy.

What am I gonna do with 40 subscriptions to "Vibe"?

What's this I hear about you having problems with your TPS reports?