hey--didn't nebraska win 20-10? if so, drunk story was right on the money! :)

anyhoo--want to know something annoying? well, first of all this guy we went out to dinner with tonight was super annoying. i went to shake his hand and instead of shaking it like a normal person, he held it like he was going to kiss it and he bowed. what a freak! that's not what i was going to say originally, but that just came to mind--oh, last night, there was this really hot guy at my house and i've talked to him before and my rommie wants to set me up with him... whatever--that's not the annoying part. the annoying part is that one of my other friends spent half the night telling me how much this guy reminded him of one of my ex boyfriends (not david)--i was saying something sweet or good about him and he would turn it into how it was so similar to something this ex boyfriend would do and how this guy was just so much like him--he even had the same color hair and blah blah blah--argh!! it was really super annoying. i just had to vent. i do not date clones, thank you very much.
my friend did sit through an entire dinner with the annoying bowing guy though...that was nice of him

thats what I meant OK my 'rents went to OU. I am a Boomer Sooner except against us ags and even last year it was hard for me. MK yeah well thats cool I guess but I am a big Boomer Sooner and its cool having 3 teams in the top 5. I am tired and have aliens with little green monsters wanting to kidnap me to Riley's. HELP!!!!

Jolie, what school do you go to? First of all, you are not originally from OU. You are originally from OK. Second, Oklahoma losing to Nebraska means that we at least control our own destiny in the Big XII South. It created a three-way tie for first in the Big XII South.

God i love weekends like this. Some shocks, and some good news. UT should be up around 3-4 in bcs poll. I think ou will go either 3-4-5. OU should be top rated team with a loss, texas behind them, and then florida. neb-miami-ut-ou-fl prob be top five in bcs, while neb-miami-ou-fl-ut in coaches and ap polls.

Fuck Nebraska, They just fucked up the chance of the Big XII having another championship team (OU). You want the Big XII to be bad ass, we want it to be like being in the SEC. Which I hate every Florida team. Plus I am quite partial to OU being originally from OU, but even if it was that ohter school in austin that we like to call tu, LCC, Baylor (any other big XII team) I would be saying go BIG XII!!!

Can I say something?

Fuck em up Nebraska!
Fuck em up Stanford!
Fuck em up Syracuse!

... and a special shout out to Penn State - what a game, what a comeback. Fuck em up, Penn State! Congrats, JoePa.

I have never loved Nebraska as much as I do today.

mk, some one was a little drunk last night. and I never do anything like that Oh shit look at the time got a phone call from ex at 7:30 am on a saturday after Ihad a party on friday, I am cool the cops came to my party, kinda. Stupid freshman... Thanx John for coming I had fun :) now I have to get halfway sober for kick off. AAAAAAAAAAAAA GIG'EM AGGIES WHOOP!!!! MY 1st game of the season. I am a loser

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Love the "EVER HOT JOLIE" uHo yeah what ever this is is not intelleganle, and of u van decipher I would lvve tp know what IHave said.

Eh, i prefer the grey over the white.

Boomer sooner sounds just as retarded as the whoop...but anyways, ive been stoned for over 14 hours straight...its been fun, but ill probably pass out in a little bit

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Everyone raise your glass and drink to Matt for his coding work. Matt is the one who wrote the script which powers this message board. He has now completed the script that powers our posting on the homepage. He is the caucasian Shaft of web-related coding. Here, here.

Change the second "I" to "a"....no, i'm not drunk yet

I am I firm believer that Crouch is going to show Oklahoma what a real quarterback is this weekend.

I don't think I can handle grad school. Get me the fuck out of college. I'm tired of losing my weekends to monday tests. Tired of one-section-at-9am-classes, tired of TA's that can't even speak english, much less write or teach in it. I've had my fill - it's time to start making some money.

That aside - come on children of the corn!!!

"Why don't we get drunk and screw"

P.S. This is one weekend I am rooting for UT and A&M beacuse MO and ISU just suck. So good luck everyone.

Maintaining my 4 point win by OU over Crotch and his boys. I have a case of alchy sitting on my kitchen floor calling out to be emptied. So it should be a good weekend.
BOOMER SOONER!!!

It's 106 miles to College Station. I got a full tank of gas, half a pint of Chivas, a 750ml of Crown, it's dark, and I'm wearing sunglasses.

Hit it.

(props to anyone who knows what movie that is based off of)

quote... bitch, you know the side... world mutha-fuckin' wide... unquote

I like whiskey.

I like boats

I like candy.