holy christ

It's a ring toss game.

Ok dude I never get any sleep, and now I am hungry. I love phone calls at 8:30 am. Then being told later on in the night that my ex, that I thought I was possibly getting back together with is going to the movies with another chick. So I ended up having fun chilling drinking my whiskey and smoking marlboro lights playing bones with my 2 cool guy neighbors (not the pot heads that had the cops and ambulance over last night). Now mine and my ex's song is playing on my mp3 list. I swear I have grown up so much being an upper classman, and knowing people with high ambitions in life has made me have less time to party, and my goal in life to be more like them. So I drink Weller and Crown, smoke cigarettes, and stay up late being uptight over some bullshit crap I shouldn't care about. It leaves me no time or energy to be the cute fun hyper blonde Jolie that everyone used to know.

Hey drunk story 6...this is about the time you realize that when you graduate, you no longer will be able to party on Tuesday nights, sleep in on Fridays, take random road trips, and make college football your top priority in life.

That's when you decide to go to grad school!

FOOTBALL ....

UT @ Missoura - snicker. I hope they play the 4th quarter.

ISU@A&M - A&M by 5. Why pick against the streak? This one could easily be a loss. I don't THINK it will be, but then again, I didn't THINK we'd lose to Stanford last year, either.

And the one we've all been waiting for ...

OU@NU - My heart tells me to pick NU. The stats from this year, esp the fact that OU's defense wouldn't let the fucking Rams throw on them, tells me to pick OU. However, For UT to have any shot at Dallas on Dec 3rd, OU has to lose 2. The first comes this weekend in Lincoln, by 10.

All, I'm scared ... I did something today that I thought was a LOOOOOOOONG way off. I picked up my college ring. Then, I saw Bluto's post about more years of drinking and being useless, and I realized that my years of drinking and being useless are just about over. I graduate in December. I'm challenging all of you to make sure that I spend the next eight weeks having about two years worth of fun. Starting next wednesday. Halloween. At the Aquarium. Or somewhere, I don't care - I'll be in CS wednesday afternoon. It begins.

And if you fuckers think I can't handle a pitcher of beer, prepare to be shown up. Badly.

Come on, OU guy. We all know that Marge dyes her hair. She's been as grey as a mule since she was seventeen.

The reason my spelling was so sloppy on here was because I didn't have to concentrate. When carrying on a convo with someone I have to concentrate a bit harder because there is actually a topic at hand. On the board, it's just me and my imagination which is pretty crazy when I'm sober and even worse when I'm not.

Marge: "Go easy on the alcohol, Homer. Remember last year at the Winfield's party when you threw up in the laundry hamper?"

Homer: "No..."

Yeah I did that recently too. Those were the days. Wish I could go back to the days where I was cute, fun, and had a boyfriend that didn't get jelous of me being a flirt. Y'all I am scaring myself; Everday I notice me being a little more like my Ex. I have been way too serious, uptight, direct, drinking whiskey, and kinda starting to pick up the habit of smoking more than I ever did last year. SAVE ME FROM MYSELF!!!

I just spent about an hour looking back through all the party pics from the last year. Goddamn, we have had some good times.

Here's to another couple years of drinking, partying, and generally being useless!

Simpson question. So if Homer has a few black hairs, and Marge has blue hair, why don't Bart, Lisa, or Maggie have some other color of hair besides yellow?

another case of the "psychological" drunk

Chica could spell just fine when IMing me last night, but I guess she couldn't spell correctly when posting on the message board. Of course, she did accuse me of stealing her "asleeping" away message. We all know that I invented that word a while back.

Geez, even when I'm trashed I manage to spell at least a couple words correctly.

hellos all :-d haha it si a wendseay and isma so clsoe drunk. ih ope al of y'alsl are going to teh tech game and to iowa s tate thoguh not in that order :) haa h. i am gtoin to techn .ar eyou? g'n iths

Mascot: Calvin pissing on a Red Raider

meant to erase 'a dog' there

wearing a shirt with duff man on it, and a dog towlie next to it.

I think we should invent a mascot, like a hokie (whichever one is made up) or some shit like that. ours would be this burnt orange/maroon blob, with a beer in one tentacle, and its privates in the other (because it is drunk and pissing on some lcc 'students' (call them students because its easier to understand, but lcc is the college equivalent of a GED, or a GerED (Gooder Enough Diploma)))

Duff Man thinks Duff Man should be the mascot!

I second the Towley mascot ... or triumph.

No no...the mascot should be Poochie the Dog....or what about Towlie????

Hell, my vote goes for Barney. He's more in line with what TamUt represents.

Oh wait, Duff Man! H₂O-yeah!

springy should definitely be tamut's mascot