One pill makes you larger
And one pill makes you small.
And the ones that mother gives you
Don't do anything at all

Go ask Alice,
when she's ten feet tall.

And if you go chasing rabbits
And you know you're going to fall.
Tell 'em a hookah-smoking caterpillar
Has given you the call.

And call Alice,
when she was just small.

When the men on the chessboard
Get up and tell you where to go.
And you've just had some kind of mushroom
And your mind is moving low.

Go ask Alice,
I think she'll know.

When logic and proportion have fallen sloppy dead
And the white knight is talking backwards
And the red queen's "Off with her head".
Remember what the dormouse said:

Feed your head.
Feed your head.
Feed your head.

Totally agree... home dates are great, especially when the guy cooks. Shows he wants to put effort into the whole thing if he takes the time to to cook. Definatly a good thing... :)

Yeah I think we will "go out" again, but like Webmaster said, it will be a home thing. Gotta conserve the cash. Plus, I agree that renting movies, eating in, and talking is way better than the typical dinner and a movie crap.


Side note: I started using Wheatables as my name back in junior high. I just got it from the crackers. Thought it was pretty funny.

SO...is Wheatables going out with this girl again? What's your name mean anyway?

Jolie....

....marry me?

Dates at home really are the best. No pressure to get dressed up nicely (not that I ever do anyway), you spend maybe fifteen bucks, and the fact that you took the time and effort to do something a little different scores huge points. So guys, after you've scored the huge points, you're even home alone with your girl to take advantage of them. On a side note, Super Target is the coolest store I've ever been in.

<ahem> I present to you Exhibit A in my theory.

OMG. This whole dating thing... Guy's I seriously would love doing something at home. Like have a pajama party, eat a candle lit dinner on the floor, watch a romantic Disney movie, then just have fun, start a pillow fight or something. Physical contact is always good. Its simple its cheap, its fun, its very comfortable. Have Fun and Good Luck with y'alls dates

Dude, ok well I am lost, I don't have connection at my apartment, I am lucky to have a phone and cable. NE ways glad some one is having fun dates, I forgot what those are like. Its been a long time, and perhaps I need to find a guy to take me on date. Well Steven and I aren't together at the moment. He broke up with me b/c I went to the movies with my friend Luke. Hello, what am I supposed to do wait til 8 pm for him to call me to see if he may or may not want to do something. Hello its just a friend. I know he is a bit jelous, pocessive... right now b/c it is getting into the 6 month time range, and every other one of his girlfriends has cheated on him, but I am not every other girl. He'll realize this soon. Hope to see y'all soon

Yeah, to be honest, I unfortunately remember the many times I have dropped $40 on dinner and $20 or more at a bar afterwards and then never wanted to see the girl again. A home-cooked meal and a $3.99 DVD would have saved a lot of money. Damn, when I get out of school I'll go for the pricey dates.

And I think the whole "dinner, movie, walk under stars, etc" bullshit is cliche. I think it makes you look pretty unoriginal. The best date I ever had involved alcohol, her roommate, and mardi gras beads, for Christ's sake.

Im watching channel 9 right now, the guy next door told me about it.

Dates, pshaw. Dates are such a waste of money. I hate them. I avoid them at all costs. Why? B/c, like most college guys I'm not made out of money, and what little money I do have is going towards either a.)beer, b.)hard liquor, or c.)to some new computer thing since I'm a computer nerd. I don't want to waste it on some stupid-ass restuarant where they rip you off. So then, what about girls? what are you supposed to do with them? Well, just take them to a party. That way you have fun and there's no cost to you. Best of all, if she's a dud, you got all your friends to hang out with to make sure you have a good time. But yea, yea. You have to do something "special" and "romantic" once in a while. So what do you do (and this is only once in a while)? Home-cooked meal and blockbuster. Women are suckers for it. But don't fuck up the meal. It's got to be a good meal. No PB&J's. Cook some damn fine steak, couple of veggies and ice cream for desert. Now this keeps the cost down b/c store bought food is cheap, and you get to keep the left overs. And you know blockbuster is always cheap. And you don't even have to leave your apartment. You get to watch a movie, the girl gets her "snuggle" time and it's all good. So there you have it, my theory on dating.

By the way didn't give my congrats to Wheaties Man himself. a good first date is always a good sign. Good Luck to ya.

When it comes to explaining how corporate America really works, I don't think anything can beat this part:

Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use the side door--that way Lumberg can't see me, heh--after that I sorta space out for an hour.

Bob Porter: Da-uh? Space out?

Peter Gibbons: Yeah, I just stare at my desk, but it looks like I'm working. I do that for probably another hour after lunch too, I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.

Yeah right there....yeah a little to the left, right there...yeah....That'd Be ggggrrrreeeaaattt

And did you ever get those T.P.S. reports changed?

Hell....Lumburgh fucked her.

You took her to the porn shop didn't you? I knew it. That place is golden (and not too far from Club Cooner either).

No, you're right OU. The date was last night and it went very, very well. Probably the best first date I have been on.

I retract that last statement. I went back and re read Wheaties original comment. Guess I'll be waiting for the wheaties report tomorrow.

Since the date was last night, waiting for the Wheaties report on how things went.

Wheat, I haven't read all the advice, but here is what I would do... I would take her one of those gigantic sunflowers... it's not one of those overwhelming bundles of flowers a guy buys for 2 bucks, nor is it as close and personal as a few red roses... instead, it has the surprise factor and will remain in the unique date gift category... a true winner. as for the rest of the date, a walk is nice... it allows you to get to know each other well... make her laugh. make her smile... and most important of all, don't think... just do.

Also fun being drunk is right behind Speedzone in Dallas called Zero Gavity. Bungee jumping or my personal favorite. being hauled up in a basket to 150 feet, and being dropped 100 feet into a net with no cable or anything holding you...just the net to catch you. Free falling rush without having to rent a plane and learn to parachute. What a rush. Anyways, time to head home from work and get something to drink. I need it today.

Trust me, drunken go carts is great. If you're up in Dallas, being smashed at Speed Zone is the shit. They even serve there. Those little go carts can haul ass too.

Oh and by the way, the dorks who run www.darksideoftown.com are a bunch of fags.

Wheatables - take her out and get her really fucked up. Then it won't matter if you go to a movie, give her flowers, or ride Go-Karts...and if you say or do something stupid, she won't remember. Come to think of it...drunk Go-Karts would be fun. S

eriously...stop worrying about planning every last detail of your date and what you'll do or say during each minute. Go with the flow baby. Don't try to impress her or she'll pick up on that and you'll look desparate.

P.S. I really really doubt she likes the other guy. I'm in the know, and I'm pretty sure she was just being polite by going out with him. Trust me.