Oh, and I just got off of the phone with my mom--she's a former UT employee, and my dad's a former student and employee--she was not happy to hear about this, even though she's probably a long shot victim... I could almost hear the word "lawsuit" forming in her mind. If mine got stolen, I want automatic exemption from whatever fucking fee increase comes up next year.

And Bluto, after asking several people, I'm almost positive that undergrads lock in at the tuition rate they enter UT on. It may be different for law students, and I know natural sciences and liberal arts got fucked over with the flat-rate pilot program, but otherwise, your tuition shouldn't change--just your fees.

Screw Boston Market... my mouth is drooling at the prospect of Chicken Express and Captain Billy's.

MMMMMM...Boston Market - I shall have you in four days when I am back in A-Town....MMMM

Bluto, I used to worry about my SSN ... then I realized that my fucking social is on about four hundred scantron sheets, and it's so much more at risk on those. That fucking number is available to anyone who wants it, and they don't even have to try. If someone wants it, they can get it.

So it doesn't matter where it comes from.

If my SSN was one of the ones that got stolen, and it gets used to fuck me over, I am filing the mother of all lawsuits against UT. Jesus H. Christ, you'd think they would employ network security people with some fucking sense.

man....you'd think being the largest school in the nation, there would be someone who could prevent this:

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/story.hts/topstory/1806724

Fazoli's is awesome.

Actually, I much prefer Chipotle to the Freebirds on Red River.

And hey, do you like Fazoli's or Boston Market? They owned by McDonald's too.

Well the same company that makes the Chrysler Town and Country minivan is connected to Mercedes Benz... just because a product is connected through business ties to a corporation which makes inferior products does not mean the original product is inferior itself.

Disparaging the Freebirds is a bootable offense.

i try to stay away from anything owned by McDonald's...

Clarification: Im not bitter, I just have a nasty headache. Plus Im a Chipotle nut living in a Freebird's town.

Freebird's in Dallas? O it shall never surpass the almighty Chipotle. Sure kids at A&M and UT like it because its been in both cities forever, and many wont even give Chipotle the chance, Freebird's is like a cafeteria burrito, one I could easily duplicate with some grade D chicken meat and free condiment packages from the local Taco Bell. I'm serious too, I recognized the taste from the TCU Cyberwraps a man with more tattoos than teeth used to make for me at Frogbyte's. Be honest here, its seriously not that good of a fucking burrito. In Dallas, there are 4 times as many restaurants per person than in New York... but even with that being said, Freebirds may sustain itself on the numerous denizens walking over from the many many businesses in the area, just because there are so many people in the area, and the recent alums living in the area who drive by and go "Hey! I remember that place from college!" Kind of like how they do with the new Double Dave's in North Dallas. But lemme tell you, comparing a Chipotle burrito to an Assbird's burrito is like comparing apples to garbage. Das jus my two cents.

mmmmmm....3yr olds....

Well, unless you're screwing 3 year olds and geriatrics, you might want to drop the female population a bit. And just because they don't have AIDS, doesn't mean they still don't have something that will make you dick turn green and fall off.

Well, heterosexual whites have the lowest rate of HIV infection (except Asians) so I took the current number of HIV positive white women in the U.S., divided that the by the total number of white women in the U.S., and then multipled by 0.0009 (the probability of transitting the virus to the male during each sexual encounter with an HIV positive woman...yes, even if you sleep with an HIV positive woman, there is only a 1 in 1000 chance of getting HIV each time) and got roughly 1 in 5 million.

If I did it wrong, I guess someone who got an A in Statistics will correct me.

I can see the headlines now, "Student Website From Texas Inspires New Game: Spring Break Butt-Flu Roulette"

1 in 5 million....i like them odds

You couldn't nab him with the Homeland-Security approved plastic sheeting, either?

what about non-white chicks? higher or lower odds? vital information for some.

He got away before I could capture him using my Homeland Security-approved duct tape.

did he do that shit to you, too?...fucking osama.

Looks like you'd have about the same risk of Osama bin Laden running up and slapping you on the ass and stealing your Bud Light.

Condoms suck anyway.