...and I thought you were kidding about becoming more openly hostile to a certain person.

*cough* *COUGH* <snicker>

Blonde, nice breasts, and nuts... Now who does that remind me of...

If any of you guys in College Station who go to A&M or Blinndergarten ever meet a blond, huge breasted chick named Melissa somewhere in College Station, stay away from her....she's nuts. Just a little warning.

Bluto makes a good point. The best way to handle parking is to show up on campus about 6:00 AM. ACtually, there are two or three spots to park, but they're about 10 blocks off campus. One of them is in front of a buddy's complex, so I use it on occasion. Other than that - if you're trying to park anywhere near a frat house? Forget it.

Hey if you ever want to fuck with someone, just drop them in the middle of the neighborhoods north of the UT campus and tell them to find a parking spot. Should keep them occupied for 6-7 hours. I think when the City of Austin designed the streets up there, they gave a 3-year old a crayon and a piece of paper and let him make the blueprint. Then the guy who makes "No Parking" signs got very very rich shortly thereafter. Hence, you should feel lucky if you find a spot with a 3-mile radius of where you are trying to go.

So it's prediction time?

A&M by 3 (trend continues)
UT by 51 (don't fuck with us, stupid cougars)
Tech by 14 (am I the only one? Is it allowed, picking tech and not UNT?)
KSU by 11


Good weekend for Longhorn sympathizers ...

Yep, getting very not conscious tonight....
A&M - 35 OSU - 12
UH bleachers - 1 UT fans - 0
UT - 40 UH - 14
UNT - 20 ttu - 13

That site is too cute Marc! I heard there was a new club opening tonight...Tonic? or something. It is supposedly in the same shopping center as River Ranch or something like that (yeah, I have really reliable sources)

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Yeah like we could get fucking seats there anyway. I agree with your predictions, except I'll take KSU by 7.

Yeah, well UH isn't exactly known for their engineering program. So I wouldn't be surprised if a guy from maintenance named Cletus drove his '76 Ford pickup out to the football "stadium", stared up at the temporary bleachers, and said, "Yup, them seats looks all right to me".

If the same thing happened at "m&a" and they got screwed out of their seats, I doubt it would make the news every night for a week. I mean, the news stations in B/CS have breaking news to cover. Like road construction. And in-depth investigative reports of sheep cloning.

My prediction for the A&M game: mini Slocum 77, OSU -7. OSU gets the seven point penalty for being located within the state of Oklahoma.

Yeah, but it is much more fun to sit in a sea of orange at Memorial Stadium while wearing a maroon shirt.

For a true Heart attack food you need to try a "Chili Double Double Bacon Burger" from Burger House here in Dallas. Double Meat (burger and bacon), Double Cheese (gooey American), Chili straight from hell. And then for a side dish have the loaded cheese fries. You know Greasy fries, greasy real cheese the special Burger House seasoning, sour cream, bacon bits, and chives. One bite of the burger and you feel your heart churn into overdrive to pass it. Anyways. My predictions for this weekend.

OSU @ A&M Sept. 22. A&M winning
UT @ UH Sept. 22. UT winning (duh)
KSU @ OU Sept. 22. OU Winning
TTU @ UNT (Texas Stadium) UNT by 3.

How much would the m&a kids cry if they lost 4000 seats to the ut m&a game here in austin. They wouldnt stop for months.

Yea, but you have to agree that it's pretty shady that they would put UT fans (or anyone) in stands that are about to fall apart.

Man, I've never seen a bigger bunch of crybabies than the Longhorn football fans after UH decided to close off the visitor seating. I mean, this stupid story made it to the evening news for like 4 days in a row.

Well, I think you just increased the stakes to a handle. I don't believe I ever agreed to it.

Brian, is the bet for a handle or litre. I though we increased the stakes to a handle, but I cannot remember for sure.

When i think of fine dining, the first place that comes to mind is not cs. For something nice, take the 3 hour trek to austin, houston, or dallas.

I am recommending Christopher's in College Station. It's a bit pricey but its great plus I'm a little biased because my cousin owns it :) just my 2 cents...

Seriously the Ultimate Cheeseburger at Yack in the Box should be listed as a biohazard. If the thing has less than 200 grams of fat in it, I'll be surprised.

For a romantic dinner in College Station, I suggest driving to Houston.

I don't think anything will head you for emergency surgery faster than Captain Billy's or Asian Jim's hamburgers in A-town.

I ain't eatin' nothin' that don't make my left arm tingle.