Bluto! I don't even know Kingsbury! You silly little townie. Why don't you take off that little sweater and come and sit on papa's lap. In the meantime, Brad Arthur totally rules! And Brandon Fails did not pass away this morning...he just didn't pass his test this morning. GET IT! FAILS! PASS!

Anyone else hear that Aggie freshman NG Brandon Fails passed away this morning? I've heard it from a few people, but it hasn't been confirmed, as far as I know.

I think Queen Kingsbury already has the job.

Bluto, will you be my Mr. Slave?

Dammit Pace! That's my favorite townie shirt! Hey, I might sweep floors at a law firm someday, but at least I'll be getting paid $125K to do so.

P.S. Before you keep criticizing everyone's picture on here, how about posting one of your own? Yep, didn't think so. You need to attend Tolerance Camp. I wanna see some fingerpaintings of diversity!

If he's sweeping floors, I think it's safe to say that the rest of us are dumptser-diving for a living.

Matt and Brian - I'm tired of reading the same shit on the frontpage that I've read the last two years. New shit talking is required! Get off your asses and be original!

Yeah if Bluto is sweeping floors after earning two degrees and currently attending UT law, then I am really fucked.

I resent that Bluto, for it is a well-known fact that I do not dine at Bell...I dine at Bueno! LEMMIWINKS! GERBIL KING! JESUS CHRIST!

And Bluto, I hope you don't really dress like you do in that picture...fucking faggot townie.

Bluto:
And you'll be the most smart-ass Taco Bell floor sweeper ever.

Hahaha...wow, it took Pace the Red Retard three whole posts to try to hurt my feelings. Nice try, jackass. I remember back in elementary school there was the kid who always got picked last for sports and who never got the joke. I'll bet that was you, wasn't it Pace?

Oh, and congrats on getting a degree in English. You'll be the most well-read Taco Bell manager ever.

Oh and I'll go ahead and make some asinine comment about how I go to Tech and my English degree won't mean shit so you don't have to. Someday Bluto (and this goes for the rest of you), you will grow up. Trust me...tests and scores don't mean jackshit when you think about genius. Not saying that I am one, but I think we know how well Einstein did in grade school. I think they might have made a comment about that in Maxim or FHM Bluto, so you should've picked up on it. Cocksucker.

Oh and by the way Bluto, the correct spelling for your last post should be then, not than. I'm an english major dumbass. Brad Arthur rules.

Bluto, do you really want to talk about my sex life? I mean seriously...don't make claims that you can't back up for shit. And the only reason I corrected your spelling was because all of you do it anytime someone else fucks up. So, fuck you.

All of you UT students should go to the Hex Rally tomorrow night! Should be awesome.

And Pace, I have several people who have met me on multiple occasions and can vouch for the fact that while I'm not going to win the next Miss Universe pageant, I'm certainly far from deserving of your comments. Keep in mind that Betik is one of those included in that group.

*if* UT wins over A&M...

Texas Tech IS out of the top 25. In fact, Tech only got 2 votes in the AP Top 25, while A&M got 7. Not that that means jack or shit anymore. As for UT...sitting at #10, and UT wins over A&M I don't think it'll do much, if anything, for their ranking.

I think the Texas Tech coach ought to take a hike, and I think the raiders ought to go ahead in rank themeselfs out of the top 25, they have not did anything good to deserve any bowl game.

http://community.webshots.com/photo/51035126/56021680ksFoNE

BTHOtu

Well, if you've never slept with a girl, than I guess you can make the claim that you've never slept with a girl less attractive then her. And thanks for the grammar lesson, you anal retentive assclown. Wait...is there a hyphen between "anal" and "retentive"? I'm sure you'll let me know.

Hey Bluto, find out how to spell desperate and get back to me...then we can talk about the damn Tier level of a school. And just so you know, I've never slept with a girl less attractive than her. I'm sure Altschul and Betik can back that up. Brad Arthur rules!

Bluto:
Just thought I should point out the fact that although we are currently tier 3, we are not a "community college".

I just thought you should note that for future reference.

Kelly, I think he just got angry when he realized that dirty white trash crackwhores will be the pinnacle of his dating life, and that he would never have a chance with you. Poor Pace...he's having a hard time dealing with the fact that his team just got ass-raped on national television, and he still goes to a Tier 3 community college.

Thanks Bluto. Flourescent lighting, 3 a.m., and being slightly buzzed don't make for a good photo combination. Although it's still beyond me why Pace felt compelled to rip on me when all I did was point out that I had NOT insulted his school regarding the Tech loss to OU.

Pace, you really need to shut the fuck up because you have no idea what you're talking about. Unlike you, I have met Kelly and she is far from an "ugly ass", as you so eloquently put it. In fact, she's probably better looking than any girl you'll ever find who is desparate enough to talk to you, much less date you. You can rip on A&M and UT if it makes you feel better and if it keeps your self-esteem high enough to prevent you from jumping out of any window up in Lubfuck, but when you come on here and start calling hot girls "ugly asses" I feel I need to set the record straight.