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Wow, hahaha, I just had to reiterate the fact that t.u. sucks ass. National Championship??? HAHAHAHA, not even close, you fairies. Jesus, y'all are such a great team but you lose to the dirt monkeys of West Texas? That shit was hilarious. Sure, A&M lost to the Dirt Monkeys, but then again, we weren't hyped in the preseason as the second coming of Christ. I was rooting for Tech, because nothing is finer than seeing the overrated dreams of t.u. dashed at the feet of the Dirt Monkeys. Poor Chrissy Simms, I can't wait until he throws 3 or 4 more interceptions against A&M, to stay true to form. What a blondie little faggot. Your Great Blonde Hope will fail once again, but he can look forward to a lifetime of failed expectations and maybe a 5th round draft pick! You fucking t-sip queers, I hope you have a better excuse than "the wind was against us" or "injuries" when A&M beats the fuck out of you. Maybe Mack Brown will grow a pair of balls and admit he was outcoached.
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Fuckin' pot smokin' bad-smellin' hippie communist subversive treasonous assmunchers known as the WHORNES....you all suck my ass, and dear God, your shitty campus is full of homeless retards and bleached-blond sluts. It's a wonder any of you actually make a living after you graduate, since you all spend your time smoking dope, protesting useless bullshit, and worshipping a blondie faggot known as Chrissy Simms who sucks cock and throws badly-timed interceptions. Oh poor poor t-sips, your overrated season came crashing down in Dallas when OU spanked your ass...and then, as if your dreams could not shatter any more, you lose to Tech and Kliffy Dingleberry. AHAHAHAHAHA....sure, A&M losty to Tech as well, but only by one point in multiple OT...and then A&M beats OU. So I guess t.u. is up to it's old tricks...overrated at the beginning of the season, and then pathetic losses and a history of choking in big games. Oh when oh when will Simms show up for a key game? Never. Ahahahaha.
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Gonna re-invent the wheel here, but...
RANT BEGIN
Ahh, it's that time of the year again in Texas. The humidity has dropped below 90%. Old Man Winter is chilling us to the bone with 70-degree temperatures. Thanksgiving is right around the corner. And, of course, the annual A&M-t.u. game is coming up. Unfortunately for the Longhorns, the only turkeys they will see this year will be when they look in the mirror after getting slaughtered in their own backyard.
With pretty-boy Chrissy "Choke" Simms as captain of the Longhorn ship (appropriately named the U.S.S. Overrated II), the Ags are sure to whip t.u. like a red-headed stepchild. Simms may be touted as the shining star of the t.u. squad, but the only thing of Simms that will be shining after next Friday will be the chrome rims on his Cadillac. It'll be humiliating and embarrassing for Simms to drive around Austin afterwards, but thanks to the generosity of Daddy Simms, at least Chris's butt will be comfortably snuggled in the leather of his Escalade. Daddy Simms may splurge and buy Chris a car worthy of a B-grade rap video, but no amount of money will buy t.u. a win against the Ags. I'm sure Brent Musberger will comfort Simms after the defeat, though. After all, Musberger IS his biggest fan. And when I say "fan", I mean "gay stalker".
Of course, the Ags are expecting the t-sip fans to be true to form, which means airborne beer bottles, petty insults, and random tire slashings after their crushing defeat. Why am I so confident of a t.u. loss? One word. INTERCEPTION. Simms is an expert at throwing them in key games. That, and the fact that the U.S.S. Overrated II went down faster than a t.u. sorority slut when they played OU.
When all is said and done, the Ags will go celebrate another big victory, and the t-sippers who have managed not to be arrested for vandalism or public intoxication will pile into their VW Beetles, fire up the water bong, and slowly crawl back to their hippie communes with their collective tails between their legs. But the pain of losing will soon be erased in the minds of most t.u. students. That's the beauty of dope.
END RANT
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Hey aggie boy it seems you got lucky last saturday,,,if it wasn,t for a sooner fumble we would have won that game, we are a better team and beating us really got your team no were,,,,,,Heck since your such a doe doe bird I,am not even going to root for them when they play the longhorns.
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