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Oh, well...LCC attempts to create a rivalry with every school, but we all just laugh. Because in order for there to be a rivalry, each school has to at least respect the other. And it's hard to respect a two-bit garbage dump that tries to play itself off as a real college.
For example, there is the A&M-UT rivalry. We harass eachother around Thanksgiving, but after the game we let it go because we both know that A&M and UT are respectable schools. However, LCC cannot do the same, because their whole pathetic existance hinges upon beating an academically-superior school on the football field. See, LCC can't even compete academically with Lubbock Elementary School, so their last resort for self-esteem is a football win. If they happen to beat an academically-superior school, they gloat and brag in a grand display of penis envy. No wait...they tear apart their OWN football field and then assault the Aggie fans who remained behind to sing the Aggie War Hymn. How fucking classy.
But no worries, mate. LCC is going to feel the wrath of the Wrecking Crew. Kliffy Fagberry is going to shit his red and black spandex pants when the Aggie defense sacks him over and over and over and over. And the classless LCC fans will surely commit some petty acts of vandalism in a childish temper tantrum after their inevitable slaughter on Kyle Field. Tsk, tsk. but it's not a surprise...because inbred cattle-fuckers never learn.
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