Red Raiders are going to eat your children. Feel better?

Do I suck?

Discuss.

You know what's fun . . . pissin' on urinal cakes. There's no greater sense of accomplishment than when I completely erode a urinal cake. Sometimes I'll drink tons of water just so I have to piss more so I can take out another cake.

You're right Pace. I stand corrected.

Dibman,
I, Cooner 208, will never refer to you as laid back or prom king again.

It sucks to be put in your place, but Sheriff Pace was just doing his job.

Hey, Cooner, I don't remember him saying that he was laid back or the prom king...but i guess those are your 'facts'...

Boy, talk about the pot calling the kettle black. If you were so laid back, you wouldn't get all huffy puffy with such a sarcastic group as us. "I made a 1260 on my SAT, and I was the prom king, and...*sniff*..."

bitter... ?

Man, what the fuck is up with this site? I go to Tech and I'm not a fucking moron. I had good grades in H.S. and made a 1260 on my SAT, and I chose to go to Tech. There are many, many, worse schools in TX. There are also faggots from pretty much every school in TX, and it seems like many of them congregate on this site. Why does it seem like guys from UT are alot more laid back than you fucking Aggies? You guys act like a cult or something. Most of the people here at Tech don't really give a fuck about UT or A&M, we're here to have a good time and get an education. I respect UT and A&M for their academic integrity but it looks like the kids are a bunch of fuckin pricks

I'm not really me. I'm you. You just don't know it.

P.S. You're not your fucking khakis.

Dude, you are way out of it. Go watch fight club.

I just wanted to say that if Tyler Durden is the same one that graduated from Martin High School in Arlington, you are one gay son of a biaaaatch.

Partay!!!!

Wheatables, I'm totally with you on the Saddle Tramps opinion... my ex is one, and I can safely say that 98% of the reason we broke up was because he pledged... the other 2% was the distance.

*yawn* I love those urban legends. "One time, I had sex with (insert name here) at/in the (school landmark)."

I was in the Evans the other day, and it occured to me that I was the only one there on the sixth floor. If my girfriend was in town we could sneak off into a corner and pull off a study break. When the zone was under construction, we managed to hop a fence one night and pull one off on the 50 yard line. It was quite a rush. Anybody else up to the same thing?

Yes, you spelled "voila" correctly.

I took Fat Tire's post and translated it as if it was being written by a Tech student:

"Werkc 'me

I alomost went to McDonalds University, paid the tiution on Daddy's gold card, auditoined for the deep fat fryer, was all set. Then I got my asseptance to LCC and violin!"

Wreck 'em.

i almost went to TT...paid for everything, auditioned for the music school, was all set. then i got my acceptance letter to UT and voila (did i spell that right?).

Let me sum up Wheatables' argument:

Tech smokes fat cock.

Having no association with the corps, I feel the need to make a valid point. You're uneasiness about the hazing with the corps and how it does not represent A&M's entire population could easily be compared to an organization at Tech known as the "Saddle Tramps". I do realize that they are now the laughing stock of many people, but they are the oldest organization at Texas Tech. They haze, they force their "pledges" to drink, and they claim to be deep in tradition. (yes, they call them pledges but ironically the Saddle Tramps hate Fraternities) The Saddle Tramps exemplify everything that Texas Tech does not want to be seen as, but deep down, the truth comes out somehow. They are the ones that are first onto the field to rip down the goalposts, they are the ones to protect your "precious" campus monuments during "Aggie Watch" when the Aggies come to town. They are the ones who tell you not to touch anything on campus the night before the game, but when you are not looking, rip the A&M flags off your car. It's funny how the Saddle Tramps protect Roy Rogers and your heaps of cow manure, but leave their mark on the buildings of A&M and UT with spray paint every other year. I just feel that your corps bashing could easily be countered with the argument of the "Saddle Tramps". And please do not tell me that they are a small percentage of the "Classy and Intellectual" Texas Tech population. When I was leaving the game last Novemeber, it wasn't just the Saddle Tramps pounding on our Suburban with their fists, throwing tortillas and other objects at our car, it was the male AND female population of Texas Tech serving as fitting ambassadors of their school.

You're ghey.

I'm drunk.

Have a nice day.

This is my first time to visit this site and I think it is hilarious. I would never have thought that UT and A&M would team up for anything. First of all, I want to congradulate UT on the World Series. My Texas Tech buddies and I are all pulling for you. Secondly, I have to get a little negative towards A&M, hope I don't step on any toes, especially you Jerke. I read an article in the Batallion about the corp's little hazing adventure. OK guys, forcing someone to drink until they pass out, paddling the shit out of some freshman pledge, or even tying someone up (clothes on) and leaving them in some random field to find their way back...all of these totally acceptable. What in the hell were you guys thinking? Stripping some kid naked, duck taping his arms, and carrying him around? God knows where you actually took him next! One of my best friends is a corps member, and I used to have a lot of respect for you guys for carrying on your famous traditions and all that. Now I don't think of you corps folk as much more than homoerotic buzz heads that use whatever military skills you are taught to satisfy your sexual fetishes. I do realize that the corps does not represent the majority of the population at A&M, and therefore feel sorry for those independent or fraternity students that are being associated with the corp's major...fuck up. Well thats it...GO UT BASEBALL!!! and GO HOME A&M CORPS!!!

I know this is a lil late but I wanted to post the worst thing ever said to someone (fortunately this wasn't directed to me) :-)

"Shut the fuck up before I kick you in the cunt and wear you like a shoe!"

Thoughts? Comments? Pain in the groin area...? uhhh yeah...

Yea, that's why I'm staying around another year only going half-time. Try to squeeze every last bit of partying out that I can.

Dude, if I could go back and relive my college experience, I would do it in a heartbeat. So many parties, so many good times, so many girls, so many hangovers. I am jealous of incoming freshmen, the world is your oyster.