yeah, I rule ...

obfuscation. Like verbal masturbation. Or constipation.

I remember when I would go away from my computer for a few hours and come back, and there would be 15 new messages on this message board. Now I go away for a few days, and there's like 2 new messages. Geez people, have our lives become that boring, or has everyone's IP been banned...? Maybe LCC needs to incur the wrath of A&M and UT again, at least then we have something to talk about.

obfuscation? damn, that's a big word.

DAMN YOU TYPING MONKEY! YOU'VE RUINED MY SHROUD OF MYSTERY! MY MASK OF OBFUSCATION! MY AURA! DAMN YOU! THOU HAST REVEALED MY NOM de PLUME TO THE WORLD AWIDE! DAMN YOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Betik, you can suck it. And don't feel bad - we beat the shit out of the land thieves, too ... wish us luch against the children of the corn tomorrow ... we're going to need it!

Pace, she didn't comment on that.

And Josh, at least we took one from you in the tourney. Unfortunately, we couldn't take another.

Anybody catch the final score of that baseball game that was going on tonight at the Ballpark in Arlington?

Let me know what regional you Ag's end up in, ok?

I kill me ...

Sweet, I'm not on that list...Betik, did that girl I talked to at the gas station that one day think I was hot? I bet she did, cause I am...haha...kidding.

LCC students with e-mail access

Just curious if the stupid LCC email access refers to me...since I think I'm the only one besides Arthur that really posts on here...feelings...hurt...cry...I...must...

Matt, the carry-on-bag-as-russian-doll idea is fucking hilarious. I'm not sure I have the balls to try, but man, that's funny.

I've always wanted to run around the airport with a buddy and a funsaver, taking pictures will all the MP-looking fuckers. But something about fully automatic machine guns with live ammo always stopped me. I don't know, maybe it's just me.

Homer no function beer well without

I'm just a virgin to this website but I think it's tight. Mad props for the creators. I will miss seeing those sexy bodies on the posts page. Have fun in Wisconsin.

Webmasters are LAZY ... LAZY LAZY LAZY. Can't even update during the summer. The update process is almost totally automated, and you guys can't find 15 minutes of uninterrupted computer time (just quit whackin it for two seconds) and post something boring and uninteresting like you always do. Bastards.

Of course, I could just be calling the kettle black. I'm not sure.

like an S.B. has room to talk about LDS? and yeah, Julie was/is a hottie, too. come think of it, 6 of the 7 Mormon chicks (that i know of) are hot. my last gf was Mormon, too. ah, screw UT, i'm tranferring to BYU...

on a sidenote, i'm reading the Book of Mormon right now. no reason, just curious (i'm atheist, by the way). this chick in my theory class (the 1 unattractive Mormon) wanted to get together with me and read...i declined. a lot.

Julie wasn't that hot. She had 32AAAs, dude. The hot one was the chick (I think her name was Kelly) who started dating that doctor prick in New Orleans. Now there's a chick I'd spend $4.99 on!

Oh, and whoever the Australian chick was in the Olympics who won the gold medal in freestyle aerial ski jumping...she was fucking gorgeous. Hot, blonde, athletic, and a sexy Aussie accent...it's the perfect woman.

I would want to date THAT mormon. Julie. Cause she's tryin all kinds of new shit that she ain't been exposed to before.

Nice tolerant view of other religions, by the way. You're lucky I'm a catholic or I might be mad. Not because I'm holy or some shit, but because we catholics hate everybody. Yeah for catholicism!

You would want to date a Mormon? You know that means waiting till you're married and having at least 7 fucking kids...not to mention having to be nice all the time and reading that fucking book they wrote. But what do I know, I'm just a Southern Baptist raised to hate Mormons...who cares.

That's fine ... more Mormon for me.

And speaking of random hot females, that freestyle skiier who's married to the other freestyle skiier that were both at the Olympics was hot hot hot, too.

Sorry, drunk, but Neleh from Survivor gets my vote any day of the week over Julie...ugh...those teeth and gums...got sick of seeing them...Julie's I mean...

You wanna talk hot Mormons? Julie, from the Real World New Orleans. I don't watch crappy reality TV shows, but I watched that season of the Real World, cause she totally did it for me. HOT. HOT, naive, and willing to try new shit. How can you go wrong?

man, that Mormon chick on Survivor was a looker.

Ahhh...Morgan Fairchild...now that's a hot old bitch...I'm drunk...but anyway, she's still hot. I'm going to bed. MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU

Nah, we don't know each other ... I met betik through mutual friends at A&M a few years ago. To clarify - *I* attend UT ... fuck, nevermind, I attendED UT, but met him through some aggie friends.

Yeah. That's the ticket. And I was with my wife. Morgan Fairchild. Yeah.

I know, I suck. In the meantime, who are you drunk story? Just wondering if I know you...

Cheaters is on in Lubbock right now..what a great show! They just busted this chick and they were right there at the ol' Cheddars we all used to eat at after junior high dances...the best part about Cheaters: Tommy Grand, the host is actually named Tommy Habeeb! HABEEB!

Pace, that comeback was pathetic.