Wheatables, you're playing the part of the alcoholic pretty well this week.

I SERIOUSLY need a beer...

Okay....so it's 1:55 am....I jsut got back from Cory Morrow and I am calculating my BAC at www.drunkoncampus.com. After 1 glass of Chivas, 5 miller Lites, 8 shiner Bocks, and 3 more Millers, I am trashed. Based on my body weight, my BAC is cuurently .25.....whoop!!!

The Typing Monkey's dog.

Heh. Yeah, but there will be minimal drinking at Dave and luckily, my finals are all non-cumulative. Who needs the lubricant?

Your schedule continued:

Sun - hung-over like a bitch, but try to cram
Mon - too tired to remember the lubricant, so you get raped dry

Here is my final examination study schedule:

Thurs - Cory Morrow's Birthday at the Tap
Fri - Reckless Kelly at Harry's
Sat - Dave Matthews in the Woodlands

damn its nice not to have finals until Monday

Holy shit. I just got rizzzzzzz-aped on my final exam. Hmmm, I suppose that McDonalds is always looking for a few good law school drop-outs...

AUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Thanks, I feel better.

That slut...

That's right. I almost got us into a fight, and I almost puked in your car. And as for your grandma, she shouldn't have mouthed off like that.

Thomas was passed out by the time I arrived around 12:30ish...

What really matters is that we're drunk on a Tuesday... Should I worry that I can't feel my feet? Oh, and the Typing Monkey almost got us into a fight. Harass him about it to no end. It will be fun. Bring it up endlessly. Then ask about how he almost puked in my car... again... A simple 3:30am drunk toliet paper run... The Typing Monkey and I have retired to our respective rooms and there are still people downstairs at The Bar... Do we care? No. Just don't break down my dooor or steal my microwave and we're cool.

Happy 21 Thomas. Thanks for the hospitality.

Drunk on Tuesday. Did I say drunk, I meant reaaaaaly drunk.

Theta Thrasher had an abundance of weiener, but that really didn't matter as.....yeeeeeeeeah!

After spending the last 12 hours studying, I have come to two conclusions regarding the requirements to be a justice of the Supreme Court...

1) You must have a last name that equates with a color (Brown, White, Black, Blackmun, etc), or
2) You must have a last name that starts with a "B" or an "S" (Brown, Brennan, Breyer, Black, Blackmun...Stone, Stewart, Scalia, Stevens, Souter)

Don't ever go to law school. Look what it does to you.

I love this site, I have it as my homepage!

damn. That pic of Thomas. He is a sexy bitch. Happy 21st. Oh yeah. he is gonna score tonight.

WHo lieks teh beerS!!!!!!!!1111111

Well...you go to LCC...so pretty much everyday up there is a dead day.

I'm fucked up right now...thank God for dead days...

Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto

it is.

420am would be more cool if i actually smoked pot i guess

at least that girl isn't rollin' around in the Port-a-Potty "mud"...

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.....