You know John, there's no one dragging you kicking and screaming over to PlanB... just because a link is there doesn't mean you're required to visit it in order to continue checking out Tamut. Besides--PlanB tends to be a good extension of party pictures from some of the same parties the A&M people from the site go to......

No shit. I don't exactly what Brain wrote in your e-mail, but I'm sure it was along the lines of, "nice site, but come back when it's useable." We didn't say, "fuck off! we link noone! hahaha!" You guys need to fucking settle down. The seal of approval is just something I thought up as a response to your original post. But you should understand why I just wouldn't link any old site. If it's my site, and I don't enjoy another site, why would I link it? I'm not running this site for community service.

Wow, I don't check up on the board for a day, and I miss a lot. Ok, we never said that we wouldn't link you guys ever. I told you people that you need to at least fix up your pictures and get some other issues worked out before we did link you. I figured that you would want to have your site looking its best before large amounts of new people started showing up. Obviously, my plain English did not get through.

Also, let's not compare schools because we would only bore you with actual statistical information proving academic superiority over LSU. We might include facts such as this:
A&M Engineering Dept- 17th in the nation
LSU Engineering Dept- 77th in the nation
If you're looking to compare your school to another, gather some information about Texas Tech University(aka Lubbock Community College). They are also a Tier 3 school.

Finally, I don't know about Matt, but I didn't take the ACT. And if I had, I certainly wouldn't still be using that score now as a method of measuring my intelligence or "settling all disputes."

Yes, go to www.campussafety.org and click on the Uniform Crime Report for 2000 from the FBI.

Texas A&M - enrollment 43,817
1 forcible rape
1 robbery
Violent Crime Total: 2

LSU - enrollement 30,533 (this figure comes from the homepage)
Violent Crime Total: 23

The damn figures speak for themselves.
Where did you pull them out of?

yeah, i typed the message in a hurry. i wish this damn message board had spell check for incidents like that.

I cannot believe you won't link drunkoncampus, but you have a link to the most godawful site ever made. Yes, I am talking about whatisplanb. you guys are awful people

Now to Webmaster:

All other bullshit aside, what pisses me off is that we extend your hand to you in the form of a link exchange proposal, and you spit in our faces. Hey, you and your buddy made this site a year and a half ago "because drunken exploits are funny," and we think they are too. That's the premise of our site as well. I am sure tamut.com has come a long way over the last 18 months; it wasn't born a God.

As a fellow webmaster, we thought that exposure would help us both. We have about one fifth the total traffic as you do after one month of operation and I am sure have not heard of tamut.com before. I sure as hell didn't. It was one of your regulars that found our site. Tamut.com has a much greater audience than drunkoncampus.com, but a little traffic flow from a link wouldn't have hurt us. I am sure you take pleasure in knowing that what you work hard on everyday is being viewed by others. It's the same for us, regardless of the age of our site.

I don't give two shits whether or not you link to our site. However, I thought I would give you the "drunkoncampus.com 'Prick Seal of Approval'" because this site reeks with swollen ego, and your attitude towards us has proven that. Merci boucoup, cheure.

Just curious, did you guys take the ACT?

If so what were the two webmasters' average score?

Kind of like a dick measuring contest, only with ACT scores. To settle all disputes.

Beanieson-27
Squeek-29
Guyon-33

Average--29.67

Yeah well my genius roommate came up with it
Fucking sue me, I can't manipulate the back and refresh buttons on the browser. Mais, me, I'm just a dumb cajun.

Nope, but I can tell you that both posts were made from the same computer from, well i'll-be-damned, LSU campus.

Hey Guyon:

Mais sha, we might as well just get in our pirogue and paddle back down da bayou cuz dee real world ain't no place for us here cajuns naw. I tell you what, I'm just gonna quit Loyola, move back to Leeville, and start ma own shrimpin' company dair. T-beb, I bet dat would make ma simple-minded parents happy, too.

So, Cajun McStupidPants, I guess you've never heard of identity theft or credit card numbers being stolen off the internet.

Oh, since you are going to stereotype cajuns, just go ahead and make fun of other groups. Go ahead, take a stab at blacks, or American Indians, or Jews, or any others. I'm sure you will piss off a few of your friends in the process. Nice to know that there are such accepting people out there...

Sorry bud, the name is registered to you...so no one can post under your name without your password. Nice try, though.

Thanks to the asshole who posted my previous message under my name.

I'm so smart, I post everything twice!

I'm so smart, I post everything twice!

I would like to address Webmaster in a minute, but first I would like to take time to thank those who took the liberty to bash the state of Louisiana and Louisiana State University. Stop for a second and think about the basis of unity for this site, "The site that unites UT and TAMU by a common bond of alcohol and the knowledge that Texas Tech is not a real school." Now any college student can bond with alcohol, so let's just say Texas Tech is not a "real" school. Apparently, this makes your two schools the only "real" schools in the state of Texas. On the other hand, Louisiana only has one "real" school, being LSU. Chuckle if you wish, but LSU consistantly brings in as much grant money as any "real" school, is one of only 30 schools nationwide with both a land and sea grant(which UT does not have-props to TAMU), and has earned a reputation for having "easy" classes because people here in fact do party hard. This is a direct result of the liberal culture and very loose enforcement of drinking laws. If any school has an "easy" cirriculum, I would say it's TAMU's engineering program: Good job with the bonfire, guys! Do I have to go to TAMU or UT to learn "real" biology or "real" calculus or any other "real" subject. I think not. However, TAMU & UT lead LSU every year in the number murder, forcible rape, and every property damage category crime. You guys really kick ass!
We could go back and forth for hours debating which school is the better, but the point I am making here is that Texas is roughly six times the size of Louisiana in total land area. It would make sense that since Louisiana has one "real" school, then Texas should have six. Hey, since you guys have harder courses than us, so you can certainly do the math on this...

Hey...drunkoncampus.com guys...I know just what you need to make you website really cool. You need to write more stories about Prom and post more pictures of guys jumping and humping all over eachother.

Why I'm bothering to respond to some Cajun named "Guyon" is beyond me, but I felt obliged to say that I have visited LSU a few times and the school doesn't exactly impress at first glance. I was accepted to LSU law school and even spoke in person to the admissions people there...and I can safely say the school barely passes as a respectable university. The admissions people were useless and I found out more about LSU from a fucking pamphlet than from the dumbfucks working in the office. They were practically begging me to go to school there, and even threw in a scholarship as an incentive. But I quickly found out that (1) LSU law school is a Tier 3 school and is ranked among such "powerhouses" as Gonzaga University and University of Montana, and (2) the average starting salary for a law school grad at LSU is about $46,000. Now let's look at the University of Texas. Hmmm, the law school is ranked 15th in the NATION, and average starting salary of $85,000. So, you can see it was a REAL tough choice. Spend 3 years in the bayou getting invited to crawfish boils and paying for a shitty education, or live in a real city and get a top-ranked education? I had to give that about 3 seconds of thought.

So my point is...if you're trying to argue that LSU is on the same level as UT or TAMU, you lose everytime. But hey, if your goal in life is to marry a woman named Pearlie and live in Lafayette's finest trailer park, then maybe LSU is the choice for you.

Impressive. I am happy for you. In fact, I am so enthused that I am thinking about coming up with a handle as origional as "webmaster" and transferring to UT.

I never said anything bad about LSU, but shit, it sure sounds like I'm wasting my time getting this degree from the #3 ranked Business MIS program in the nation. I guess I'll just rip the degree up right now.

To Mawkus, try 48,000 hits from 11,500 unique IPs just last month.

Shit, what the hell am I doing on the computer. I should be out on my nightly rape/murder spree on campus. Ah damn, I'm late already. I'll probably only catch 2 or 3 tonight.

Wheatables:

Not to make you "luck ignorant," but what you heard isn't correct. Check it our for yourself at campussafety.org. I mean they could be lying, and what you heard may be correct. I mean if you believe everything you hear, then would you get pissed if I said that a UT student nailed your mom the other day? Probably so...

Oh, and A&M students did build the bonfire that collapsed. You can't blame that on any old design because the wheel was designed a really long time ago and not too many people screw that up, now do they...

Well, happy birthday. I don't want to say anything bad about you guys, cause i might "luck ignorant" or piss off some more people over there....