My personal favorite, simply for its utter stupidity:

Are you wearing space pants? Because you look outta this world!

How about pizza and a fuck? *slap* guess you don't like pizza

yea, that is kinda' cheezy, Bluto... on another note: is white trash considered a minority?

Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

haha, thanks for the support, FowlDiggity... but I still wanna read some cheezy pick up lines...

I can't find any reason to keep the chinese new year but cinco de mayo is a great reason to get drunk. I with y'all, let's say fuck minority holidays!!!

Natty Lite...? gross.. anyway, rob the sleazy-mart for all I care... :o)

If you fuck with Chinese New Year, where will i get my Natty Lite money?

I say fuck with Chinese New Year.. you can't discriminate.. fuck with ALL the "minority" holidays.. But, do you REALLY wanna fuck with Cinco de Mayo? I mean, when else will you get .99 cent/all you can drink Margaritas??? :o)

Thanks for the clarification. It seems a lot of traditions get cancelled because of minorities. You white people should fight back and start getting minority traditions cancelled. You guys should go after Cinco De Mayo and Juneteenth, but if you fuck with Chinese New Years; i will be highly pissed off.

damn, those bobsled chicks need to get some tips from the Canadians and Aussies...

UT students used to celebrate Texas Independence Day (March 2nd) every year by throwing parties and "toasting" the day with a glass of iced tea. Hence....tea-sips. The tradition went on until former UT President Robert "Commie Fag" Berdahl cancelled the celebrations in the 1990s after caving into demands from students who were part of the radical Mexican separatist group MeChA.

Hmmm...a university President cancelling a tradition? That would...never...happen...at A&M....

If you want to chill and laugh to a good song, download "Hot Barbecue" by Brother Jack McDuff. Good times and you might remember it from Jackass.

still a little confused about the whole tsip thing. do we drink a lot of tea around austin or something?

So, I'm changing the topic... CHEESIEST PICK-UP LINES EVER...

here's one i got from a *ahem* t-sip at a party here in C.S.

"Is that a keg in your back pocket, 'cause if it is, I wanna tap that ass!"

Anyone else???

We can dance if you want to, the night is young and so am I

We can dance, we can dance, everybody's taking the chance ...

Oh, crap, wrong song.

Fuck. I always screw that up.

I come from a land down under, where beer does flow and men chunder.

You better run, you better take cover...

and vegomite sandwhiches...

They come from the land o'plenty

whoo...yep, them Aussie ladies...

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah.... what?

Hey, thanks!

Well, that's pretty cool Jackal. Man, you must have a badass life to think you're cooler than 20,000 other people. Mother, I want to grow up to be just like Jackal! THAT'S HOW COOL I THINK YOU ARE!