Well Matt, I will have to stop by your next party

Of course

Hey Matt (Webmaster)...I think the big question is: Are your g/f's friends single...?

Well, Wheatables, you're a smart cookie. But seriously, couldn't you come up with something better than 'doped up on goofballs'? I'm sure in your next post, you'll try.

The only thing stolen from our patio was a Halloween decoration. We later found out it was the bitches upstairs playing a joke.

I think Mystery Aggie or "Mystery Red Raider" is all doped up on goofballs.

Anything left on the patio is considered "open to be stolen" in any complex. My patio contains a towel hanging over the rail and some bottle caps.

The Commons apartments in College Station are considered "luxury living." At least, that's what it said on the little paper advertising the apartments. I have a friend who lives in the Commons apartments in Austin. They're not THAT bad. The only ghetto thing was someone stealing their keg right out of their patio...

I don't know how it is at A&M, but the UT commons are about as ghetto of apartments that college students can live in. Sure there's the projects down the street, but you can't really consider those apartments at all.

I have an intense blue Dodge Dakota.

Im also in the commons in Building S, which car is yours building T?

I'm the one who posted under University Commons Resident. I'm in building T.

Posting crap??? Crap like what??? I'm just happy to be allowed back on, and I was expressing that gratitude. But if you call that crap, then hell, I guess our society really is going to shit. In the meantime, you have no problem with people posting stuff that's so goddamn negative. That's cool and all, and I know it's all in jest and good fun, but don't sit there and say I'm posting crap.

Mystery Aggie

By the way, the 'hello studio city' and joke at the bottom of my last post are from a very good movie called THE LIMEY...check it out sometime if you haven't seen it...it's an old Steven Soderbergh flick.

Yeah, I don't remember banning you the first time, but I may have. And if you keep posting crap, expect to be banned again.

So who here lives in University Commons?

I don't exactly remember banning you before, but I'm starting to see why I would. Cut that shit out. No one wants to hear that kind of message.

Wheatables,

Hey man! Us College Station cool guys gotta stick together! I was just being sarcastic...you do know what sarcasm is right? I don't know, just curious. But seriously, LCC's football team will be good next year. And I won't even comment on their basketball team. Ol' Knight's really done a hell of a job in his first season. That team will be top caliber next year...hopefully the loss of Ellis won't affect them. Oh by the way Wheatables, I saw that pic of you on the Decipher Names thing...you look so damn cute on that Bourbon Street sign...you're prancing around, dancing on that pole so well. What a kickass smile too! JESUS, ARE YOU GAY ENOUGH? HELLO STUDIO CITY!

Mystery Aggie
"What's the smartest thing to come out of a woman's mouth? Einstein's cock."

Headradio, my Billy Madison statement was not directed towards you. It's a "Mystery".

how can anyone who's seen keith richards actually vote for someone else on that poll???

Yeah, granted that Mardi Gras in Austin isn't as cool as the real thing on Bourbon St., it's better than nothing, and arguably the 2nd best spot in the U.S. to spend Mardi Gras. I got drunk and saw lots of hotties go topless, it was just that I only drove 15 minutes instead of 8 hours to see it all.

P.S. Matt, I hope you took lots of pics

Well Jon (Bluto) you missed out on a crazy ass mardi gras trip, it only ended up costing me hmm 900 bucks, lost 100 at Harrahs Casino... i know thats alot of money, but hey i was drunk for 3 days straight, saw an ungodly amount of KICK ass mullets, one night i didnt get home till 7 am and you cant touch something as precious as that, saw Nicolas Cage, Puff Daddy-Pdiddy i dunno what his name is, and uncountable amounts of breasts and ass, WHOOP to that. 2 chick fights and i think ill be on COPS in New Orleans, in the background of course. well so ive been gone from here for a few days but i saw this, someone is from building T in the commons? im in building S, just thought that was random, so mr commons resident who are you? drop by 373 sometime, well tip back some beers

i saw a name and decided to make a non sequitur comment because it reminded me of something. i then defined my comment.

And the message board is once again filled with mind-numbing dumbness.

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

tom hicks' son.

Who the hell is Max Hicks?