Damn this thing, only half of my posts show up. It was something relevant, but I forgot now. Go Patriots!!!

John Madden, please do us all a favor and die. But please let the EA sports legacy of "Madden 200x" live on. Thanks and Gig 'Em.

Hey...whoever mentioned the 6th/4th street massage parlors...can i leave you my email address? i really should visit one of these places. let me know about the house calls too, anybody! whitefossil@yahoo.com

And to the webmaster...this site kicks major ass!!!

The odds of running into your ex when you both live in the same city, but the population is 650,000? Pretty damn small, thank God. I like them odds.

The odds of going to a party that has a total of 15 people and running into your ex? Quite high.

p.s. tech still sucks. good game guys vs. the powerhouse Nebraska.

Druunk.

p.S. Ted Kenedy sucks ass

Drag rats know where all the parties are. Get them to start talking by offering a quarter

ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha

I found a misprint in the story in the Batt.
Messed up sentence: TamUT.com founder Brian Betik, a junior petroleum engineering major, said alcohol "brings people together."
Corrected sentence: TamUT.com founder Brian Betik, a junior petroleum engineering major, said alcohol "causes me to dress up like a strumpet and seduce elderly Korean men."

Way to go Betik! Awesome quotes and front page news no less!

You could always...hmmm....e-mail Matt the Webmaster? I am so smrt. S-M-R-T.

I actually don't go to those parlors. There's one that makes house calls. OH YEAH! But seriously, is there a way to find out where the party is?

When did those parlors move over to sixth? The one I frequent ... uh, the one I've heard the most about is on 4th ... warehouse district, baby.

Wow, TamUT making the Battalion, in a front page story nonetheless. It pays to know people on the inside. But Betik, what was that shit about not drinking during the week, and about alcohol making you apathetic to school?

Alright, time to go get wasted and forget to do my homework.

If you're looking for a good time, might I suggest the massage parlors on 6th Street run by the Asians.

You made the batt. woh.

So how the hell do I find out where this party is? I'm new to the site...just heard about it yesterday and I'm looking for a good time.

If you're hard core enough to be reading the message board before you go to class, you're hard core enough to wear your TamUt shirt today. For today... today we are in the Batt my friends.

Today shall be a good day.

Yeah I do know how that goes. Atleast you didn't call making a drunken ass out of yourself (done that many times). Its really nice seeing your ex's room mate and friends at the chicken. Atleast I wasn't bale to make a drunken ass out of myself, again.

Man, there's nothing like springtime to kill a relationship. That sucks dude. That's why my new philosophy is that people in general should just avoid relationships so that they don't have to worry about being pissed off when the other person inevitably fucks with their head.

Oh and Jolie, I'm glad you were good and stayed out of trouble.

Yeah there are worse things. Like calling someone you really care about and not having them call you back, especially since you haven't talked since the mutual breakup. Damn you Spring 2002!

Do you know how bad it is to be at the chicken and not even have a beer? Sitting at a table with 3 other people drinking and playing 42 and not being able to drink. It really Sucks!!! Normally I wouldn't think about it and drink even though I am the only one under 21. After my run in with the cops out on North Gate not so long ago and seeing the under cover cop (at the chicken) last Friday, I really don't think I want to risk getting caught again. That would be breaking my probation and having a permanent record. Play it safe and just sit there behaving. This whole 21 thing really blows.

80-69, Nebraska??? BRUTAL!!!!!!!

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