Bob, do you remember me??? I kissed you on the cheek on Bourbon St November 2000. You were with Jonathon Silverman and what appeared to be a hooker. Some guy in my group asked you if you sucked dick for coke. Funny story we were watching HALF BAKED on the bus on the way there. Surprisingly I saw that part and wasn't passed out (from too much alcohol consumption). Any Way I lost that roll of film, do you think we could do it again sometime, minus the drunken fratboys?

Now Bluto, alcohol can be very bad for your body. Consuming more than two drinks in one night is bad for your body. When Joey tried to drink, I hide his beer. Maybe you should have a friend do that for you. Please God, kill me now. I am pathetic. I am going to go back to knitting sweaters.

Me and my 8 friends all "studied" tonight. But all 8 of my friends were named Bud Light. Consarn it...!!!

he actually wants those? damn, the residual full house checks must not be doing it anymore...strange.

Hey Wheatables...Bob Saget called. He wants his jokes back.

I don't need to know about Bluto's 'preferences' but Big Bubba's is close to SMU on Greenville. It's actually closer to Freebird's than any other rip offs I've tried.

That's not what I hear.

I wouldn't want to eat ANYTHING that was made by a guy named Big Bubba...

Just be glad you have a Freebird's you can drive to in under 3 hours. The closest thing to a Freebirds in Dallas is either 'Big Bubba's Burrito's' or 'Chipotle' they do okay but it's still not Freebirds.

Well, yeah...I was just voicing my opinion on one of the million places...

But it's alright since there's a million other places to eat in Austin.

Just thought I'd let everyone know that the Freebirds in Austin sucks 'cause they've got a bunch of hippies running things there. To coin a phrase my friend once said...."They don't know shit from shampoo".

Urban Legend, at least at A&M. But you could try.

But if you kill your roomie, you get all A's.

that was rather disturbing.

I know some of y'all have heard about my dreaded room mate. All I am asking for is clean, and halfway normal. You don't have to be normal all the time, just when around guests. Respect my things which means if you borrow something make sure you bring it back. Don't leave the sink full of nasty dishes for weeks. If you go to bed at 9:30 respect the fact that I don't sleep until 3 (and that we're in college so before midnight is fair to be normal living situation). Respect the fact that drunkeness is not every now and then its constant. Put things where they belong, not where they fit. Believe in the saying "If you haven't used it in a semester chance is your not going to use it. I don't care what you do with it, just get it out of here." Your room is your room My room is my room. I keep my door shut so you don't have to see my mess, shut yours so I don't have to see your mess. If this sounds reasonable, and you are needing a place to live let me know. There might be a vacancy soon, but hopefully I can control myself not to kill my room mate.

I'll be chilling in Austin most of the break. I'm sure there'll still be more parties than back home. Good ol' A-town is always the same.

4 days and counting until I can get the fuck out of here for a month...

I'm not anxious or anything...

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you gotta just be straight with them and tell them you'd rather get drunk and act stupid then hang out with them...if they're good parents they'll understand.

The plan was to come back to Arlington on Tues. the 18th. Damn family conned me into coming home early again.

Good Times at The Aquarium. I was playing Presidents and Assholes and Hi Low til like 5 something this morning. I got home and made blueberry muffins for my guests that are sleeping on my couch. After a long night of being winked and snorted at (I was laughing soo hard I accidently let a snort out, and they wouldn't let me live it down), The Christmas Princess needs her beauty sleep. Night Night

Ah damn ... didn't think there'd be much partying happening this weekend but damn was I wrong.

Wheatables, you gotta learn to hang in CS a bit longer before going home for X-mas break. I think last year I remember you went home right away and were bored as well.

Everyone better get back to Arlington. This place sucks without anyone here.