var homerism="I'm not gay, but I'll learn.";

if (IE || ((navVer.substr(0,3) >= 5) && NS))

 document.write("<div id='div_homerism' style='position: absolute; top: 0; left: 500; width: 275; height: 150; z-index: 1; visibility: visible; overflow: hidden;'><table border=0 cellspacing=0 cellpadding=0 width=275 height=150><tr><td background='../pics/drunk/drunk3.gif' valign='top'><center><img src='../pics/dailyhomerism.gif' width=275 height=25></center><font color='#c0c0c0' id='smedium'>" + homerism + "</font></td></tr></table></div>");

else if (NS)

 document.write("<layer name='div_homerism' top='0' left='500' clip='0,0,275,150' z-index=1><table border=0 cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 width=275 height=150><tr><td background='../pics/drunk/drunk3.gif' valign='top'><center><img src='../pics/dailyhomerism.gif' width=275 height=25></center><font color='#c0c0c0' id='smedium'>" + homerism + "</font></td></tr></table></layer>");